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The Brikwars Religion

Postby Maverick » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:15 am

I was thinking about Brikwars as a religion. We have the almighty over-god Rayhawk and his avatars. Then there is the globmods. Shadowscythe the trickster god and Natalya god of Being-full-of-oneself.
Then we have all the minor gods, for example Maverick, god of music and relative order. Or BFenix god of awesome music. Other examples would be Blitzen god of art and Bonn-o-tron god of Announcements and lyres. Another part of ancient religions is monsters. Overwatch, the watching troll. Warhead the grumpy, drunk person. Just some thoughts. Might add more.

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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Zahru II » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:13 am

We already have Brikthulhu for that
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Maverick » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:17 am

Zahru II wrote:We already have Brikthulhu for that

This is brikwars as a religion, instead of a religion in brikwars.
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Wanted something that rhymes with "Mandalore" but I think "pandawhore shitsnorkeler" Does the job. And then some more.
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:07 pm

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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:20 pm

Why are you one of the gods?
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:47 pm

well maverick is so why can't i be?
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Brikguy0410 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:30 pm

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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Zahru II » Tue Mar 11, 2014 4:37 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Brikguy, the god of controversy and shitposting


too accurate
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:06 pm

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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby DeltaV » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:10 pm

we totally need a highschool version
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:22 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Brikguy, the god of controversy and shitposting

Embrace your godliness
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby Brikguy0410 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:38 pm

In the beginning, there was nothin, then there were n ancient and powerful race called the titans, the Titan king, blokous, and his wife study had many children, but a prophecy said they would would one day destroy him, so he ate them, but study replaced one of the sons, rayhawk, with a stone and sent him to live with the elves, when he grew up, he tricked blokous into drinking a potion to make him puke, and released his siblings who had Ben living in blokous's stomach the entire time, they fled to the mountains where they freed the dwarfs from century's of enslavement to the titans, who in return forged each of them a unique and powerful weapon:

Rayhawk was given the mighty ban hammer

Brikguy was given the scythe of shitposting

The sawdowscythe was given the Staff of trickery

Natalya was given the shield of ego

To maverick they gave the spear of mandolor

To bfenix the metal gutair of death

To blitzen was given the sword of creativity

And to Bonn o tron they gave the katana of lyres

This is to name a few, with there combined weapons they banished the titans and freed the people's of the brikverse
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby stubby » Tue Mar 11, 2014 7:53 pm

In BrikWars, all Humans are as gods, traversing the infinite reaches of the beige carpets and bestowing mayhem on the faithful minifigs. There is no true hierarchy, although many Humans answer to a higher power known as "Mom."
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby samuelzz10 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:55 pm

stubby wrote:In BrikWars, all Humans are as gods, traversing the infinite reaches of the beige carpets and bestowing mayhem on the faithful minifigs. There is no true hierarchy, although many Humans answer to a higher power known as "Mom."

If this isn't in the rule book, it should be
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Re: The Brikwars Religion

Postby DeltaV » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:26 am

samuelzz10 wrote:
stubby wrote:In BrikWars, all Humans are as gods, traversing the infinite reaches of the beige carpets and bestowing mayhem on the faithful minifigs. There is no true hierarchy, although many Humans answer to a higher power known as "Mom."

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