I have aged

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I have aged

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:02 am

One is now of the age of 27 years, in but six months I will be closer to 30 than 25.

I have lego on the way so it's not all bad. And my birthday tattoo is finally complete. So I ask of you mentlegen. What should I do on this day of days?
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Re: I have aged

Postby Natalya » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:30 am

Spend it with the people you care about.
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Re: I have aged

Postby Silverdream » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:02 am

Drink yourself into an early grave and hope that you're good enough that your kids and wife miss you.
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Re: I have aged

Postby Itxi » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:14 am

Complain about all the things younger people do differently to how you used to do them.

Or chill out with friends, you're not even through 1/3 of your (expected) life yet.
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Re: I have aged

Postby Maverick » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:44 am

Buy more lego as a gift for yourself. Defeat the communists. Start a religion.
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Re: I have aged

Postby Kommander Ken » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:47 am

Just bust a move.
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Re: I have aged

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:25 pm

Go find your favorite celebrity and see if you can get your balls in their mouth before security gets you
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Re: I have aged

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:32 pm

Spend the entire day acting like me
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Re: I have aged

Postby dilanski » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:53 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Spend the entire day acting like me


I now present, for your entertainment, my recital of an average day in BrikGuys life

7:00am Wake Up
7:01am Wonder who covered the bed in yoghurt
7:05am Get into shower
7:06am Get out of shower
7:07am Try to decide between cereal and toast
7:15am Finally decided to go with cereal
7:30am Pretend to brush teeth
7:31am Shitpost
8:00am Catch Bus
8:01am Shitpost from phone
8:30am Lessons
12:00am Lunch
12:15am More shitposting from phone
1:00pm More lessons
3:00pm Catch bus home
3:01pm Even more shitposting from phone
3:45pm Arrive at home
3:46pm Shitposting from an actual computer
5:00pm Have dinner
5:30pm Pretend to do homework
5:31pm Shitpost
6:00pm Log onto server and kill innocent pigs
6:30pm Log off server, back to shitposting
8:00pm Told to go to bed
9:00pm Goes to bed after shitposting
9:01pm Pulls out... phone, and does more shitposting
11:45pm falls asleep with it in his hands (the phone)
2:00am wakes up and contemplates how he could shitpost more effectively.
3:00am finally back to sleep (dreams of shitposting)
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Re: I have aged

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:21 pm

Dilanski henceforth wins my birthday, which doesn't take much as I have to start a 13 hour night shift in half an hours time.
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Re: I have aged

Postby stubby » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:36 am

In honor of your birthday, I just worked a 34 hour shift.
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Re: I have aged

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:40 am

34 hours is just under half I normally work in a week.

I'm not going to deny your claim, I am going to ask you how the hell you managed this, how you dealt with it - and how do you deal with the sleep depravation?

Obviously you don't have to deal with the risk of people dropping dead on you, but I'm edging on 29 hours awake at the moment, yourself?
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Re: I have aged

Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:53 am

dilanski wrote:
Brikguy0410 wrote:Spend the entire day acting like me


I now present, for your entertainment, my recital of an average day in BrikGuys life

(insert interpretation of Brikguy's life here)

I think it's more like this:
6:00: get out of bed
6:30: finish eating marshmellow flakes for breakfast
7:00: look at pr0n on the bus (AKA pictures of Taylor Swift)
7:30: shitpost
8:00: look at dapper pr0n "jokingly" infront of friends
8:30: get bored of school
9:00-3:00: masturbate under desk the rest of school day
4:00: get home, call mom a bitch
5:00: get upstairs
5:30: wish he was cool like Samuelzz10 or Silvadream
6:00: attempt to masturbate again, can't because too low on bodily fluids
7:00: contemplate suicide
8:00: listen to dubstep
9:00: attempt suicide
10:00: fall asleep whilst trying to make a knot for a noose
rinse and repeat
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Re: I have aged

Postby Colette » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:57 am

Brikwars Chat wrote:<samuelzz10>: did you read my post about a day in the life of brikguy?
<colette>: yeah
<colette>: pretty dumb
<colette>: like brikguy
<samuelzz10>: HOW DARE YOU
<samuelzz10>: COMPARE ME
<samuelzz10>: TO BRIKGUY
<samuelzz10>: FOOL!
<Soren>: I hate to agree with colette about anything, but he has a point.
<colette>: I was referring to the schedule
<colette>: but that works too
<samuelzz10>: GASPS
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Re: I have aged

Postby stubby » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:42 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:34 hours is just under half I normally work in a week.

I'm not going to deny your claim, I am going to ask you how the hell you managed this, how you dealt with it - and how do you deal with the sleep depravation?

Obviously you don't have to deal with the risk of people dropping dead on you, but I'm edging on 29 hours awake at the moment, yourself?

Nothing to it? I just work at a desk, so I don't know why pulling an all-nighter between two day shifts would seem difficult to anybody. I did 19 hours on Monday, slept four hours, then the 34 hours on Tues-Wed, slept six hours, now I'm up again. This has been my standard kind of schedule for over a decade.

I wonder what kind of effects that chronic sleep deprivation has on someone's brain?

My longest working shift was 127 hours straight, back in Nov 2003. That was a rough one. It was also the shortest shift of anyone on the project that week, so I was the lazy one in the group.
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