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NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby dilanski » Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:50 pm

“Greetings fellow members, and welcome to the second meeting of the NATO security committee.”

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“I am Space Lord Jarone Heth, I know you’ve all come a long way to be here, so I’ll keep the formalities quick, but for the holo-tapes, I will get the register done with…”

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“Air Marshal Aurélien Fournier from Trattoria”

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“Mistress Beatrix Nome of the Assyrian Empire”

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“Mr B from the United Systems”

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“Sergeant Rick Grave of the Grand Scythian Empire”

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“High Commandant Kreisnvwarf Hakenvakker, a representative of the space Piltogg’s”

“Now that farce is taken care of, this session can commence, the overseer still cannot be here today, so I will carry out his duty. You may have guessed this meeting was important to be held at such short notice, and you would be right, we are here to discuss moving forward operation…”


NATO, the Neu-AN Treaty Organisation is an group of allies separate from the AN, but ultimately acts in accordance with its wishes, ultimately being free of tireless bureaucracy, it's mantra is that action is better than inaction, even if both lead to destruction. As of this moment Operation: Dominions Call is the focus of NATO, The final battle in this chapter of the AN-TA war.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Colette » Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:09 pm

Fournier: We ought to prioritize the integration of the Britannian League into our alliance, since they are a mortal enemy of Bavaria whose hands are bound only by a cease-fire instrument.

Ultimately, NATO should move with deliberate speed towards the neutralization of Bavaria.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:38 pm

Hmm, despite my current confliction with the AN I may decide to help you neutralize barvaria
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Battlegrinder » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:34 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Hmm, despite my current confliction with the AN I may decide to help you neutralize barvaria


I'm sure they'd appreciate you sending your one robot along.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby dilanski » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:07 pm

"Once again I must greet you all to a meeting without an overseer present in body, but that wasn't a problem last time so we shall continue... I will be blunt, the time to remove the Third Alliances from the brikverse once and for all has come, Gentleman and Lady, I guarantee if you weren't already convinced of this, what I'm about to tell you will motivate you into action

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Heth clicked his fingers, and the floor below began to groan, as unused machinery came to life, a high pitched buzzing could be heard from the holo-dome, which quickly turned into a faint thrum, as slowly the image of a woman appeared.

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"It is my pleasure to introduce you all to Jane Bolet, who is currently heading up intelligence directly behind enemy lines, here time with us with short for security reasons, so please, forego the formalities Jane."

"Well, as expected, Bavaria has been building up quite a war machine after the apparent collapse of the Third Alliance, we've conducted bean operations, and estimate and five fold increase in the size of there forces, coupled with a ten-fold increase in capability, this is not only defensive capability, but offensive, If given enough time swell at there current rate, in a matter of months they could be a bigger threat than the Third Alliance was at its peak, while behind enemy lines, we have encountered super-capitals undergoing space trials, and a renewed presence along there borders of patrol fleets, we have hard numbers available for all of you, and they are far from pretty. That's my part, I have a ship to command, and Heth can explain our proposal"

With that, the hologram faded, replaced with a mapping of the Fleck system, the seat of Bavria.

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"Intelligence has suggested 5 priority targets, all within the home system of Fleck, we believe a large scale raid directed here, could sever Bavarias head once and for all. In one operation we want to simultaneously take out shipyards above Holmgard, Destroy a weapons research facility over planet Vanderheim, Take control of a space elevator at Zugkräftigstadterburg, and wrestle high orbit over none other than planet Bavaria itself, while staging out of an ice belt in Hel. More details on this operation will follow, but before they do, we need a show of support, this will be the first operation for NATO, let us not disappoint. That concludes our third meeting, I implore you all to return to your respective governments, and return with there full support.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby piltogg » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:22 am

So.. why are there giant penises painted on the floor?
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Postby Quantumsurfer » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:18 pm

Is there any good reason there should not be giant penises on the floor?
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Natalya » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:31 pm

piltogg wrote:So.. why are there giant penises painted on the floor?

Because this thread is about 'Taking Dick To A New Level' if you read the title.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby dilanski » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:52 pm

Natalya wrote:
piltogg wrote:So.. why are there giant penises painted on the floor?

Because this thread is about 'Taking Dick To A New Level' if you read the title.


Really the whole thing is a political metaphor, probably best explained by this:

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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:00 pm

That image is false, that five year old should be a robot
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby dilanski » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:06 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:That image is false, that five year old should be a robot


Hey, I don't know what colette's taste in 5 year olds is.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Silverdream » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:15 pm

dilanski wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:That image is false, that five year old should be a robot


Hey, I don't know what colette's taste in 5 year olds is.


Overwatch is making the commentary that America is a fascist country due to drones.
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:20 pm

Silverdream wrote:
dilanski wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:That image is false, that five year old should be a robot


Hey, I don't know what colette's taste in 5 year olds is.


Overwatch is making the commentary that America is a fascist country due to drones.

Nah I was making the commentary that colette is attracted to robots and wants to fuck them in his mom's bed
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby Colette » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:26 pm

Wasn't Zahru the resident robophile?
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Re: NATO - Taking Helicopter Dicking To A New Level

Postby dilanski » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:29 pm

Colette wrote:Wasn't Zahru the resident robophile?


Colette, you can come out to us, we can take it. It's OK to like robots.
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