Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full?

[Cpt. Zipps]

Do you see the glass as Half-Full, Half-Empty, or a handy weapon in a bar fight?

[Magic Soap]

I see the glass as a faithful companion. I even talk to it, and engage it in philosophical debate. For example, we recently debated whether the glass is half-Full, half-Empty, or a handy weapon in a bar fight.

[OneEye589]

The glass has air in it, too. It has some form of matter dispersed throughout its entire interior, just more condensed in the bottom half.

[Blitzen]

The glass is half-empty if it is becoming completely empty, and half-full if it is becoming completely full.

Whether the glass is half-empty or half-full also depends on the expectation you want to place on it. A glass can be "only half-empty" if you expected it to be completely empty, or "still half-empty" if you expected it to be completely full. It can be "only half-full" if you expected it to be completely full, or "still half-full" if you expected it to be completely empty.

There is no right or correct way for the glass's condition to be expressed. It all depends on the situation.

[OneEye589]

Correct, but I was going off of what Stubby had said.

[aoffan23]

[Blitzen]

Correct, but I was going off of what Stubby had said.

The fact that you're defending yourself is sad. However since this is not a serialized primetime show of any kind, I will not be psychoanalyzing you today.

[trebnos1]

OneEye has a primordial urge to defend himself against all accusations, regardless of their accuracy, frivolity, or any other meaningful criteria. I strongly suspect he will defend himself against this statement.
That said, I think the glass is actually full of vodka, and we're all being duped here. Of course, that only makes it more useful in a bar fight.

[OneEye589]

Anyway, better defend myself now, no?

I was just saying he was wrong in response to what Stubby was saying.

If you wish to get scientific about the entire glass situation though, to be back on topic, the only way it could be "half full" or "half empty" is in a vacuum, no?

[stubby]

The fact that you're defending yourself is sad. However since this is not a serialized primetime show of any kind, I will not be psychoanalyzing you today.

Blitzen, I would be so happy if you were secretly Gregory House.

OneEye,

[OneEye589]

What hell is that supposed to signify? I can't even tell what that is!

[Warhead]

We visually challenged people should stick together. As to why the two camels in a tiny car..? Know your meme.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/two-camels-in-a-tiny-car

[OneEye589]

Oh, okay. I hate Ray William Johnson. He's almost as stupid as Phil DeFranco.

[Blitzen]

Blitzen, I would be so happy if you were secretly Gregory House.

Yeah, it's too bad. He's a pretty cool guy.

[IVhorseman]

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