Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full?

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Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

Half Empty
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26%
Half Full
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15%
WTF STFU NOOB
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26%
DURRRRRRR
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33%
 
Total votes : 39

Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sat May 08, 2010 2:22 pm

Do you see the glass as Half-Full, Half-Empty, or a handy weapon in a bar fight?
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Postby Magic Soap » Sat May 08, 2010 2:25 pm

I see the glass as a faithful companion. I even talk to it, and engage it in philosophical debate. For example, we recently debated whether the glass is half-Full, half-Empty, or a handy weapon in a bar fight.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sat May 08, 2010 3:02 pm

The glass has air in it, too. It has some form of matter dispersed throughout its entire interior, just more condensed in the bottom half.
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Postby Blitzen » Sat May 08, 2010 8:09 pm

The glass is half-empty if it is becoming completely empty, and half-full if it is becoming completely full.

Whether the glass is half-empty or half-full also depends on the expectation you want to place on it. A glass can be "only half-empty" if you expected it to be completely empty, or "still half-empty" if you expected it to be completely full. It can be "only half-full" if you expected it to be completely full, or "still half-full" if you expected it to be completely empty.

There is no right or correct way for the glass's condition to be expressed. It all depends on the situation.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sat May 08, 2010 8:13 pm

Correct, but I was going off of what Stubby had said.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sat May 08, 2010 8:33 pm

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Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.



I agree with Warhead.
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Postby Blitzen » Sat May 08, 2010 9:31 pm

OneEye589 wrote:Correct, but I was going off of what Stubby had said.

The fact that you're defending yourself is sad. However since this is not a serialized primetime show of any kind, I will not be psychoanalyzing you today.
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Postby trebnos1 » Sat May 08, 2010 9:39 pm

OneEye has a primordial urge to defend himself against all accusations, regardless of their accuracy, frivolity, or any other meaningful criteria. I strongly suspect he will defend himself against this statement.
That said, I think the glass is actually full of vodka, and we're all being duped here. Of course, that only makes it more useful in a bar fight.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sat May 08, 2010 9:43 pm

:idc:

Anyway, better defend myself now, no?

I was just saying he was wrong in response to what Stubby was saying.

If you wish to get scientific about the entire glass situation though, to be back on topic, the only way it could be "half full" or "half empty" is in a vacuum, no?
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Postby stubby » Sat May 08, 2010 11:32 pm

Blitzen wrote:The fact that you're defending yourself is sad. However since this is not a serialized primetime show of any kind, I will not be psychoanalyzing you today.

Blitzen, I would be so happy if you were secretly Gregory House.

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Postby OneEye589 » Sun May 09, 2010 11:50 am

What hell is that supposed to signify? I can't even tell what that is!
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Postby Warhead » Sun May 09, 2010 12:03 pm

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We visually challenged people should stick together. As to why the two camels in a tiny car..? Know your meme.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/two-camels-in-a-tiny-car
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun May 09, 2010 12:16 pm

Oh, okay. I hate Ray William Johnson. He's almost as stupid as Phil DeFranco.
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Postby Blitzen » Sun May 09, 2010 12:48 pm

stubby wrote:Blitzen, I would be so happy if you were secretly Gregory House.

Yeah, it's too bad. He's a pretty cool guy.
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun May 09, 2010 2:11 pm

OneEye589 wrote:Wah Wah Wah Waaaaah


All-star defense, gogogogogogogo
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