Twas The Day Of Saturnalia

[kiemaster]

Twas the day of Saturnalia, when all through the site
Not one forum goer was sleeping, for all was all right
The blasters were hung on the backs of the fighters
For this battle was sure to be an all nighter

As chainsaws hacked there enemies to shreds,
Warhead was running while lopping off heads.
And J,and,b screamed as he was chased,
As warhead tried to turn him into a gooey paste

When out on the field there arose a great crash
While out in the hillside there came a bright flash.
Over the hillside they saw a rough face ,
They saw manly Santa wielding a mace

The blood shimmered when he landed his skateboard
And he raised his head as he screamed “FOR THE HOOOOOARD!!”
At that,dear warhead walked up to his mate
And asked him softly “have you put on some weight”

Before he got an answer a dungan attacked
But it was stopped as its spine easily cracked
Santa brought his shotgun for warhead to admire
but little did he know it was on fire

"Now kiemaster! now, aoffan! now, warhead and ivhorseman
On, olothontor! On, piltogg! , on Rayhawk and Blitzen!
To our weapons our enemies shall fall!
Now Chop away! Chop away! Chop away all!"

The slaughter continued all threw the day
And all in there hearts they thought bob would've wanted it this way.
So up to the hill they all tried to claim it
But warhead did triumph with his great wit

Santa joined warhead on top of the hill
He took out a beer keg as if it was gods will
he downed a glass and bellowed as he shot down a kite
“Happy Saturnalia to all and to all a good night!”

i was bored.....

[Ross_Varn]

And Ross Varn did glare at the poster in dread,
for it seems he forgot who had started that thread,
he then did chase Kiemaster off in a binner,
for forgetting a bunch of epic fourm members.

[Ross_Varn]

I really don't care cause I've told you before,
I can't rhyme worth a rat's ass, it's really a bore.

I do think what you have currently is good though.

[kiemaster]

its not to hard to start ryming
it just needs a mater of timing
oh crap im ryming right now!!!
i seem to be doing this somehow???
ok how will i escape
and how will i get out of this unevitable scrape
thinking thinking what shall i do
i can honstly say i don't have a clue!
i think im out of it...oh man allmost!!!
but as look would have it this is the end of my post

[DarthBrik]

Gurgle... for with me This thread is wierd..

[kiemaster]

Gurgle... for with me This thread is wierd..

your use of emoticons is odd
but at them i have to applaud
for ryming can be quite random
but errr.... warhead is quite handsome....

[DarthBrik]

I did that on purpose.
For monkeys look like porpoise.
I have not the hill.
Warhead become Bill.

[legacymedia92]

Smack in the face, because this is a disgrace.

[aoffan23]

DarthBrik, what the fuck?
You sound like a duck
Quack quack quack quack
Please lay off the crack.

EDIT:
Oopsies, my bad, I meant to say DarthBrik
My apologies everyone, I feel like a prick
But it's all ok, because I fixed the error
Now I am complete! Now bow in terror!

[Warhead]

Maniac Ode to Pickled Cabbage.

Pickled Cabbage, huh?

[Ross_Varn]

was that, Darth Brik?
That was rather random, no need to nitpick.

[legacymedia92]

I must Facepalm, After this thread I need some Napalm

[kiemaster]

i feel like putting on a noose
this thread has turned into something from dr seus!!!!!

[Arkbrik]

Rhyming is hard.
"Odd" and "applaud"?
You need more practice.

[stubby]

I didn't notice anything wrong while reading.
Are "odd" and "applaud" words that don't rhyme in Sweden?