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WTF (funny/ wierd life stories)

Postby naussica » Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:16 pm

Post any wierd or funny moments that happens in your life here! Or comment on others. I'll start things off.

Today at lunch, (in school) I grabbed a sack lunch since the lunch ladies can't cook for their lives, on the sack lunch rack, there was a sheet of paper on it that said "uncrustable sacks only." FAIL. WTF

Be sure to end them with WTF :wink:
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Postby pesgores » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:08 pm

At the 9th grade finalists' trip to Tocha, Figueira da Foz, the guys from 9th C stole the poker table blanket that 9th D brought and cummed on it.

That happened last Saturday. The blanket was disgusting. They threw it away after showing everyone the shit 9th C can do and they got a big disapproval sentence from the principal (who came with us to the trip). They lost and 9th D won the argument. But they went out of it with a cummed poker blanket. WTF
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Postby Tzan » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:16 pm

Even after several hints J+B still has no idea what his "Location" really means, WTF!
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Postby Rody » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:20 am

found bloodstains on the bottom of my socks, wtf. how did those get there?

also, I found my room full of smoke and smelling of things burning. the culprit? my trash-bin.
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Postby naussica » Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:07 pm

My brother was on facebook, he was changing settings on the relationship section, and it said "you are now (not listing name)'s girlfriend :lol: . WTF
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Postby Tarren » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:06 pm

I came the hell back.
Silverdream wrote:As you can see the majority of sex workers in BC are not only children, but aboriginal children. It's mostly because we treat them like shit.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:33 pm

my floppy penis

HOLY SHIT

HE'S BACK
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Postby Tarren » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:49 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:my floppy penis

HOLY SHIT

HE'S BACK

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Silverdream wrote:As you can see the majority of sex workers in BC are not only children, but aboriginal children. It's mostly because we treat them like shit.
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Postby pesgores » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:31 pm

my floppy penis wrote:I came the hell back.


:fu:
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:57 pm

I read this thread, and while I wAS TYPING THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK CAME on like Bonn-o-Tron. wtf?
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