Thanks for the description Ross.
Yup, "buy a new PC or laptop you cheap Scottish bastard" IIRC.
...Now even my Word doc doesn't work because Bill Gates told Windows not to support WordDoc2000 anymore. And NO, I can't download any updates, I have no memory left cause it's full of games and written docs and music and RPG and Brikwars and Epic shit. I refuse to buy a new computer just because someone else decided I should. I'll gripe about it and kick things and be in a fuckin' right mood until I'm done and THEN I'll buy the fuckin' thing. Hah! That'll teach 'um!
Actually the wife might get a laptop for free from Uni so I'm just waiting for that. Hah! Up your Bill Gates you evuul bastard!!!