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Postby aoffan23 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:14 pm

So today I had to work on a claymation for media arts. The two characters were a red ball of plasticine and a green ball of plasticine, both with eyes. I made the red one grow arms, and the green one was supposed to be surprised by it. So, I used a pencil to begin making a round mouth.

However, this required me to stick the pencil in where his mouth was going to be, and make the mouth bigger by circling the pencil and pressing deeper into the clay and- Yeah.... I think I might be a Play-doh-phile. :shock:
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:34 pm

I don't get it.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:38 pm

BJ

At least that's what it looked like from my point of view. I can't look at the ball of clay the same way again.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:44 pm

What's a BJ? Like the store BJ's?
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:27 am

Do we really need to know this?
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Postby OneEye589 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:55 am

Know what? I really don't get what you guys are talking about. For serious.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:54 am

He oral-raped his pile of playdough, if I'm correct.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:07 am

That's... slightly disgusting. And I'm surprised Warhead hasn't made a sarcastic comment about it yet.
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Postby OneEye589 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:22 am

:mystery:
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:23 am

what the fuck kind of blow jobs are YOU used to, aoffan? I can't quite imagine "circling around" being all that erotic.
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:24 pm

I wouldn't say you were a playdohpheliac. I'd say you have a stationary fetish. You're all wooden. Hahahahahaha
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Postby Warhead » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:06 pm

I can't help but imagine aoffan23 was probably sitting doing this to the playdoh, hour after hour while shouting "take it all bitch!" I bet he's asked for extra art too.

@Ross: Some of us go to work and make loads'o'money, otherwise I would have been onto this like a shot.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:22 pm

Warhead wrote:@Ross: Some of us go to work and make loads'o'money, otherwise I would have been onto this like a shot.


Oh Snap!

Yeah, I don't really think clay is evocative. For me at least.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:32 pm

You haven't had the misfortune of being forced to watch Ghost by your girlfriend then. Some women find that clay pottery making stuff a real turn on like Bonn-o-Tron... that or Patrick..?

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