SOME IDIOT'S LETTING ME DRIVE A TANK!!!

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SOME IDIOT'S LETTING ME DRIVE A TANK!!!

Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:15 pm

Yet another Birthday looms in the not too distant horizon and Mrs Warhead has just given me some choices. Flying Lessons, Stunt Plane Passenger or TANK DRIVING!!!

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Hehehehe!!! :D 8) :D

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:csi: :twisted:

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:shock: ... :? Bloody better not be!

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Peep! Peep! Move it numb nuts!

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Umm, Oops?!. :oops:

I wonder if they'll let me keep it. Maybe they wont know I've driven off with it. I'll need extra fuel though, I've seen the Battle of the Bulge film, I know these things. :wink:
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:17 pm

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I've always thought that this picture looks shopped.
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Postby OneEye589 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:01 pm

Magic Soap wrote:I've always thought that this picture looks shopped.


It's only like one of the most well known photograph.

Who wouldn't pick tank driving out of those?
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:05 pm

If the flying lesson included strafing and bombing lessons then maybe.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:56 pm

Well... as long as they let you fire it...

If not, I'd pick pilot lessons.

Still sweet though.
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Postby 501stCadians » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:45 pm

Magic Soap wrote:
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I've always thought that this picture looks shopped.


I see Tank Man!
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:09 pm

Did he die?

No, srsly. I heard he was killed right after that picture.
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:19 pm

Magic Soap wrote:
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I've always thought that this picture looks shopped.



:ftw:


Anyways, I congratulate you for having easily the coolest wife ever. I wish my friends would get me tank-driving lessons! do you know what kind of tank?
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Postby OneEye589 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:33 pm

Does it even matter? It's a tank!

I hope they let you fire the gun, too. And take it off some sweet ramps.
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Postby aoffan23 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:26 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Did he die?

No, srsly. I heard he was killed right after that picture.


I heard the military took him in and he was never heard from again.

So yeah he was probably killed, just not necessarily right after the pic was taken.

Either way, he's a fucking hero. :guinness:
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Postby james+burgundy » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:29 pm

Warhead wrote:If the flying lesson included strafing and bombing lessons then maybe.
Strafing ? Bombing? How un-Brik Wars like go for the way of kamikaze!
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:35 pm

As somebody who did the tank driving (british cheftian0 wouldnt suggest it, bettter of with another one i say
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Postby Tuefish » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:53 pm

Happy birthday Mr. Head!
As it happens, I just celebrated my 21st on Monday.
I wish I would have gotten to drive a tank...

... the closest I got was encouraging my dad to build his own killdozer.
(he's having issues with the building dept.)
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:37 am

**Looks at title of thread**

**Looks at warheads first line in post**

Some idiot is letting you drive a tank?

And that idiot is your wife?

Oh Mr Warhead, whatever would she think of you? :P
FUCK YOU WARHEAD.

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NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:35 pm

hey, it's not like it's HER tank
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