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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:04 pm

A nipple?.. :)
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:29 pm

... :evil:
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:51 pm

:lol: :wink:
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Postby naussica » Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:18 pm

I have a message from Pandoranuker. He's going to be gone for a few months. Also, it looks like I might have convined him to renounce his douchebaggy ways.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:02 am

OH NO! Yet another youth lost to PandoraNukers grooming whiles, will nothing stop him?!.
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Postby stubby » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:39 am

I have a message for naussica. No one cares about messages from Pandoranuker. I will spend just as much time having no interest in anything he has to say whether he's here or not, whether he claims to be a douchebag or not.

What is wrong with you people? He was claiming to turn over a new leaf half a dozen times a day when he was here, and even more often when he was banned, and every single time he turns around and douches it up again the very second his latest repetition of the exact same lie doesn't get him what he wants. This isn't a mystery, it's not like on repetition number #400 he'll suddenly really mean it this time.

Next person who tries to take his "side" gets banned, you're being retarded.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:07 pm

OH FUCK YEAH! :D I'm off to edit loads of peoples posts on Threads That Are Dumb! Yeee-ha! :twisted: :wink:
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Postby stubby » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:00 pm

chat wrote:Razgriz: so i heard you were working on raystubby 2.0. is this true?

rayhawk: raystubby 2.0? what does that mean?

Razgriz: i don't know.

rayhawk: like a mini-warhead?
rayhawk: nope

Razgriz: just keep this on the down low. spread the word.
Razgriz: no, not like a mini-warhead
Razgriz: like a cyborg raystubby

rayhawk: that sounds like a better idea
rayhawk: but how would I do it

Razgriz: don't ask me.
Razgriz: i just heard raystubby 2.0 was in production

rayhawk: weird
rayhawk: maybe someone else is producing it to have it terminate and replace me
rayhawk: sounds like something ivhorseman would do.

Razgriz: well raystubby 2.0 could modify the forum without being on a computer
Razgriz: that would be kick-ass

rayhawk: maybe as a cyborg it could use the forum as its subconscious
rayhawk: that would be the best cyborg ever

Razgriz: oh my god.... thats so cool!

rayhawk: maybe since I've been making all these subforum mods, someone is expecting them to combine together like voltron
rayhawk: stubby 2.0, assembled from the worst the forum has to offer

Razgriz: wow. thats awesome!

rayhawk: ironically, warhead would form the butt

Razgriz: im telling him you said that.
Razgriz: what would i form though?
Razgriz: i was the brains behind all this
Razgriz: i should be the brains

rayhawk: what's the part that tries too hard to take credit for crap?

Razgriz: the brain

rayhawk: wait maybe warhead would form the liver
rayhawk: that's more appropriate

Razgriz: yeah, that sounds about right. so im the brain? yeah?

rayhawk: and you can be the butt

Razgriz: heeeeeeeyy!

rayhawk: I think if we put everyone together we just get the lower torso
rayhawk: blitzen is the gall bladder
rayhawk: natalya is most likely the spleen
rayhawk: or... wait. the unspecified genitals

Razgriz: yeah, but i want to be the gaddamned brains!

rayhawk: j+b forms the colon

Razgriz: haha.... nice

rayhawk: well if I was going to give the thing a brain, blitzen would get the job
rayhawk: but there's no need for brains here

Razgriz: no! i asked you about it! i deserve credit!
Razgriz: im needy!

rayhawk: so I gathered

Razgriz: shut up! waaaaahh!

rayhawk: maybe you can be the appendix.
rayhawk: that's a good role.

Razgriz: but thats a nonessetail organ dickhead
Razgriz: meanie

rayhawk: I'm glad you saw where I was going with that
rayhawk: wait! I've got it.
rayhawk: since you have a natural instinct for marking your territory, I'm assigning you to be the bladder

Razgriz: can i just be the gigantic dick? please

rayhawk: there are way too many people competing for that role
rayhawk: anyway natalya would just chop you off

Razgriz: wait! can i be the musular system?

rayhawk: no, that's piltogg
rayhawk: obviously

Razgriz: oh, thats about right. what are you?

rayhawk: I'm the one getting replaced
rayhawk: would I be a part of my own replacement?

Razgriz: oh yeah. i forgot

rayhawk: did I make booty bothered a mod? I think so
rayhawk: she can be the rectum

Razgriz: then i want the skelital system

Razgriz: butthurts a girl?!

rayhawk: you didn't know?
rayhawk: ha

Razgriz: i want to be the bones

rayhawk: wait you're not even a mod. you don't get to be a body part
rayhawk: only a victim of the cyborg rampage

Razgriz: can i be a mod? i leaving for military school. posthumous promotion

rayhawk: there aren't any slots left
rayhawk: I'd have to make a new subforum to make you a mod of it

Razgriz: let me check, im on right now

rayhawk: even the secret forums all have mods

Razgriz: what about being a secondary mod?
Razgriz: im an 08'er. i deserve SOMETHING.

rayhawk: okay fine

Razgriz: i mean hell, I've been here longer that warhead

rayhawk: uh. let's see if I remember how to even make mods of things

Razgriz: yea! thanks man. see, when people say: begging doesn't get you anywhere, where am i now, huh?
Razgriz: im a mod. yeah!

rayhawk: well, maybe, if I can remember where the controls are

Razgriz: oh. right. spoke too fast huh?

rayhawk: this is why I need a cyborg
rayhawk: to take care of stuff like this
rayhawk: it worked!
rayhawk: you're now a mod. congratulations

Razgriz: i have a forum. isn't it usually on the ACP on a seprerate page
Razgriz: you suck
Razgriz: i just checked where im a mod

rayhawk: jophy will be so jealous

Razgriz: im not even a dimmy!
Razgriz: i don't belong to that group

rayhawk: fixed

Razgriz: how do i get in?
Razgriz: let me guess. you made me a dimmy

rayhawk: I'm a natural problem solver

Razgriz: i refuse to accept this
Razgriz: i have gone back to hating you.
Razgriz: we DO need a cyborg to replace you

rayhawk: then my work here is done
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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:17 pm

That's awesome.

I call subconscious!
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Postby Tzan » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:17 pm

Hahahahaha! Oh man, every line of that was pure gold! :D
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Postby naussica » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:06 pm

A mind that's the brikwars forum, that might not be a good idea... just read what gets posted on here.
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Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:04 am

From being the butt to the liver in one page... I'm perturbed. :roll:

Cyborg Ray-Stubby must be built, at least in Mini-Fig form.

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Postby stubby » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:35 am

Warhead wrote:From being the butt to the liver in one page... I'm perturbed. :roll:

Well more important than being the source of all the important crap, is being the one to whom all the beer is sent.
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Postby Rody » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:23 am

somehow, I don't know wetter to feel lucky or unlucky from not being named as a body part for raystubby 2.0.

let's go with lucky...
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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:32 pm

god damn you stubby! for one, that was on steam, i can sue you. 2, thats not even my steam name, its 507th Cdt Rcrt Razgriz, and 3, you didnt post the whole conversation. it went on longer than that. about how booty bothered got home with food and she said something about me and rayhawk said that she told him not to tell me, because id thinks she's a bitch but he did anyway. yeah. thats right booty bothered. he told me. number 6. bitch.
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