Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Sun May 18, 2014 7:20 pm

(better version with picture)

Brikwars Chat wrote:<colette>: Also
<Rayhawk>: As of right now heis
<colette>: you are NOT a science expert
<Rayhawk>: Exposed
<colette>: I dispute your status
<Rayhawk>: As a care bear
<colette>: because there is only ONE TRUE SCIENCE EXPERT
<colette>: Image
<Vami>: winrar
<colette>: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
<Vami>: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
<Rayhawk>: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY


Brikwars Chat wrote:<Vami>: So, I found out that
<overwatch>: that what
<Zupporn>: what what what
<overwatch>: what what
<colette>: your mother is a whore.
<overwatch>: in the butt
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Mon May 19, 2014 12:05 am

Brikwars Chat wrote:<Scratch>: Is the soundtrack racist?
<Silverdream>: The movie is a lot different from the books
<Silverdream>: But yes
<Silverdream>: The soundtrack is layered with priviledge.
<Silverdream>: It's orchestrated by an ex-nazi
<Silverdream>: *conducted
<Scratch>: a thick woolly layer of the stuff
<Silverdream>: and the orchestra is made up of KKK members.
<colette>: ...
<Silverdream>: and they play instruments made by people who deny the holocaust
<colette>: and they recorded it in Iran
<Scratch>: and the instruments themselves were stolen during Kristalnacht
<colette>: there's a subliminal memetic racism agent
<Silverdream>: and instead of water
<Silverdream>: they drink the tears of minority children
<colette>: they used the blood of orphaned Rwandans
<colette>: oh
<colette>: close enough
<Scratch>: and after the concert each member plans a lone-wolf attack on a minority religion temple
<colette>: using actual guns used by the Japanese during the Massacre of Nanking
<colette>: and janjaweed machetes
<Silverdream>: and they dress in the colours Black and Tan
<colette>: there
<colette>: is that racist enough?
<Silverdream>: Yes.
<Scratch>: Not that sexist tho
<colette>: we said it was recorded in Iran right?
<colette>: there's women being stoned for adultery outside the studio
<colette>: there
<Scratch>: There we go
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Mon May 19, 2014 3:12 am

I love how slowly, one topic at a time, colette doesn't realise he is turning more and more into me every time he logs into the chat.

Soon. The booze will flow.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Quantumsurfer » Mon May 19, 2014 4:00 am

The booze must flow.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby dilanski » Mon May 19, 2014 12:19 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:I love how slowly, one topic at a time, colette doesn't realise he is turning more and more into me every time he logs into the chat.

Soon. The booze will flow.


What I imagine will happen when Colette finally realises his mothers a bit of a control freak
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Tue May 20, 2014 8:45 pm

BrikWars Chat wrote:<Scratch>: Did someone say something?
<colette>: SCP-055/SCP-579 OTP
<Vami>: many things
<Vami>: yet so few
<Vami>: and stop saying those three letters
<Scratch>: SCP what now?
<colette>: OTP = one true pairing
<Vami>: sooo
<Vami>: Yuno/Yukkiteru
<colette>: you should read SCP-579
<Vami>: Asuna/Kirito(Kazuto)
<colette>: it's kind of like the counterpart of 055
<Vami>: Hitomi/Vann
<Scratch>: What is 055?
<colette>: dammit
<colette>: what were we talking about again?
<Vami>: [REDACTED]-999/[REDACTED]-682
<Vami>: wait
<Vami>: fuck
<colette>: ait
<colette>: *wait
<colette>: didn't we agree that something wasn't round?
<Vami>: I dunno
<Scratch>: I thought that was part of a your mom joke
<Vami>: what the fuck is an "55"
<Scratch>: Probably a number
<Scratch>: but we can never be sure
<colette>: I honestly don't remember
<colette>: this is making me uncomfortable
<colette>: what the fuck is an SCP-055 anyway?
<colette>: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055
<Vami>: We don't have
<Vami>: an SCP-55
<Vami>: wait
<Vami>: what were we talking about?
<Vami>: a sphere?
<Vami>: or was it not a sphere?
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
You must use only medieval pieces.

The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby dilanski » Wed May 21, 2014 11:45 am

Tonight on the Dilanski show, Colette struggles to come out!

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Stay tuned for all this and more!
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Wed May 21, 2014 3:15 pm

I knew that would be so quotable.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby IVhorseman » Wed May 21, 2014 6:13 pm

Notice how he avoids the question
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Thu May 22, 2014 8:06 pm

BrikWars Chat wrote:<Maximilien_de_Robespierre>: Colette is my first victim
<Maximilien_de_Robespierre>: and so begins the reign of terror
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
You must use only medieval pieces.

The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Thu May 22, 2014 8:10 pm

Why Silva is funny:
BrikWars Chat wrote:*** Silverdream is now known as Napoleon_III
<Napolean>: Shoo, grandson of mine!
<Napoleon_III>: Fucking Germans
<Napoleon_III>: Am I right?
<Napolean>: meh
<Napolean>: they Lost
<Napolean>: I didn't
<Napolean>: now where's Von Clausewitz
<Napoleon_III>: Okay, so in the future
<Maximilien_de_Robespierre>: Guys you know how easily Napoleon could have crushed Britain economically
<Napoleon_III>: This dickhead named Otto Von Bismarck starts some shit
<Napoleon_III>: and then I'm like, fuck dude, I'm gonna kick his ass
<Napoleon_III>: and then he shoots like all of my guys, and I'm like DUDE!
<Napoleon_III>: So then I send more guys in
<Napoleon_III>: and then the fucker starts shelling Paris.
<Napoleon_III>: Dickhead.
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri May 23, 2014 2:24 pm

I'm on the chat, so whenever people want to bug me just throw yourselves in.

I won't bite. Much.

Yes I've been drinking.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby motorhead fan » Fri May 23, 2014 4:33 pm

My futile attempts to communicate with Lawmaster and Dilanski:
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Hi
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Hello
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Bonjour
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Gutentag
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Goiemorgen
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Oy!
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Maybe they are all dead
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Ashes to Ashes
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Fun to fungi we know Major tom's a Junky
<MotorMotorMotorheadfan>: Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in here?
From this I must presume that dilanski has also died
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Natalya » Sat May 31, 2014 12:07 am

<Natalya>: what brought you to the brikwars forum anyway can i ask
<overwatch>: uh oh
<Vami>: obviously the hot action
<overwatch>: I have no idea
<Natalya>: well how did you find it
<Natalya>: i remember you posting
<Silverdream>: brb
<Vami>: internet...
<overwatch>: no idea
<Natalya>: and i was like
<IVhorseman>: Okay
<Natalya>: "wow this guy is like the worst kind of dumbfuck this side of /b/"
<Natalya>: and i was really happy you joined our messed up shithole
<IVhorseman>: we all know everyone finds brikwars by googling "lego wars"
<Natalya>: lol
<overwatch>: I thought it was pretty cool that you were the same natalya that worked on source stuff
<Natalya>: yeah i'm that fucking noob
<Vami>: noob
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat May 31, 2014 1:33 am

Noob.
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