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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Sat May 31, 2014 1:44 am

Natalya wrote:<Natalya>: what brought you to the brikwars forum anyway can i ask
<overwatch>: uh oh
<Vami>: obviously the hot action
<overwatch>: I have no idea
<Natalya>: well how did you find it
<Natalya>: i remember you posting
<Silverdream>: brb
<Vami>: internet...
<overwatch>: no idea
<Natalya>: and i was like
<IVhorseman>: Okay
<Natalya>: "wow this guy is like the worst kind of dumbfuck this side of /b/"
<Natalya>: and i was really happy you joined our messed up shithole
<IVhorseman>: we all know everyone finds brikwars by googling "lego wars"
<Natalya>: lol
<overwatch>: I thought it was pretty cool that you were the same natalya that worked on source stuff
<Natalya>: yeah i'm that fucking noob
<Vami>: noob

Huh, I didn't know people liked being me that much lol.

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I swear, that was not me.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Silverdream » Sat May 31, 2014 11:40 am

If I remember right, she was talking to overwatch.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Zupponn » Sat May 31, 2014 6:43 pm

Silverdream wrote:If I remember right, she was talking to overwatch.

She was. And I was the Vami.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Sat May 31, 2014 7:27 pm

Better just drop off the face of the internet forever vami
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Sat May 31, 2014 7:46 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:Better just drop off the face of the internet forever vami

I did actually consider that. Then Stubby philosophy'd the angst right out of me.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Sun Jun 01, 2014 9:32 pm

*** OberynMartell joined #brickwars
21:21 <OberynMartell>: ELIA OF DORNE
21:21 <OberynMartell>: YOU snuggled HER
21:22 <OberynMartell>: YOU MURDERED HER
21:22 <OberynMartell>: YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN
21:22 <OberynMartell>: *crunch*
21:22 *** OberynMartell quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
21:32 <Vami>: the fuck?
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby IVhorseman » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:10 pm

Split like a damn coconut.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:13 am

Or split like Mylie Cyrus peach when introduced to Jimi Hendrix' dick
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:42 pm

Theres a good six people or so in tonight. So if you want in, get your arses in the chat.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Zahru II » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:21 pm

Yo ladies, I'm online for a good 1,5-2 hours in chat.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:50 pm

Context: http://royphiliposeblog.blogspot.ca/?m=0

Brickwars Chat wrote:<theblackdog>: "People always told me I am not qualified. And that always bothered me. They didn’t realize who they were speaking to."
<Silent-Sigfig>: -Mark Twain
<Silverdream>: Show YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUKM5_IBI7Q)Getting info...
<Silent-Sigfig>: Man
<Silent-Sigfig>: his quotes become great if you attribute them to someone else
<colette>: hahaha
<Silent-Sigfig>: The problem with a normal interview is that people are on their “best behavior” not their “actual behavior.” You want to see people in their normal space and then evaluate accordingly.
<Silent-Sigfig>: -Sigmund Freund
<Asrthcc>: Now some realize that I am not some “nut.” To my critics out there, “No one on this planet could ever bring me down with their words. I am too strong on the inside. Your words may hurt, but I will still be standing.” -The Pope
<Asrthcc>: actually,
<Asrthcc>: -Pope Hilarius the first
<Silverdream>: " My last question to you Elon, is this? Warren Buffet has Charlie Munger as his partner. Larry Page has his Sergey Brin. Who does Elon Musk have? You could have Roy Philipose, as your partner. "
<Silverdream>: -Elon Musk
<Silent-Sigfig>: "I realize now so much how the world works. I have a much better understanding about money and business. My mind is clearer than ever. I am a capitalist. I am here to build and create in big ways. I have more street smarts now than book smarts. "
<Silent-Sigfig>: -John D. Rockefeller
<colette>: "I felt disappointed, but got over it and went to lunch afterwards."
<colette>: -Adolf Piltogg
<Vami_IV>: lol
<theblackdog>: Look at the description for his music performance
<theblackdog>: He quotes himself
<theblackdog>: This is L.Ron Hubbard levels of delusion
<Silent-Sigfig>: Dammit colette
<Silent-Sigfig>: I had a great Piltogg quote
<Silent-Sigfig>: "Now some realize that I am not some “nut.” To my critics out there, “No one on this planet could ever bring me down with their words. I am too strong on the inside."
<theblackdog>: "I was better off managing stocks. But that wasn’t taking me anywhere, either." - Warren Buffet
<Silent-Sigfig>: -Adolf Piltogg"
<Silverdream>: "There is a cool picture online. I am on the left."
<Silverdream>: -Adolf Piltogg
<theblackdog>: "It is funny I actually grossed more from the stock market, than I have with my college education."
<theblackdog>: No attribution, that's just funny.
<Silent-Sigfig>: "A gentleman was ready to fund me some cash, when I told him I was working on something big."
<Silent-Sigfig>: -Osama Bin laden
<colette>: HAHAHA
<Silverdream>: "Help me come online Musk. Help me come online."
<Silverdream>: -Tzan
<colette>: "You would be proud to know me."
<colette>: -Satan
<Vami_IV>: "How can you act like you know, when all you know is to lie?"
<Vami_IV>: -Satan
<Silent-Sigfig>: "being “offline” does not help society at all."
<Silent-Sigfig>: -Steve Jobs
<Silverdream>: Show YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3c7R9Kx8cQ)Getting info...
<colette>: Theory: Philipose is actually the antichrist
<Silverdream>: He did a 10 hour lecture
<colette>: that's why he thinks of himself so highly
<colette>: and acts like he's important
<theblackdog>: Fast forward to today, 2014. I realize now so much how the world works. I have a much better understanding about money and business. My mind is clearer than ever. I am a capitalist. I am here to build and create in big ways. I have more street smarts now than book smarts. - Bill Gates
<colette>: -Every politician ever
<colette>: "Over the years, I wanted to drop out of college many times, but everyone told me to stay in school."
<colette>: -Mark Zuckerberg
<theblackdog>: If people knew what problem I was trying to solve, they would be giving me a “hug” right now, instead of trying to “hang me” out to dry.
<Silent-Sigfig>: " School education has not really taken me anywhere. "
<theblackdog>: -Adolf Piltogg
<colette>: Oh god
<Silent-Sigfig>: -John locke"
<colette>: these are so funny
<Silent-Sigfig>: I should start posting these on facebook
<Silent-Sigfig>: or twitter
<theblackdog>: "People think that “1 minute video” is all me. That don’t realize how much of a whole person I am. They would be surprised on who they are talking about." - Star Wars Kid
<Silent-Sigfig>: see what clowns share them
<colette>: "I remember studying success and asking myself, “What would make me most happy?”" -Adolf Piltogg
<colette>: "In my own company, I wanted to solve a “major problem” in our society." -Adolf Piltogg
<colette>: "How many people act serious, but yet don’t do serious things?" -Congress
<theblackdog>: "There is a huge revolution coming and I plan to be part of that. I missed the last one." - Stalin
<colette>: Oh god
<colette>: my sides ache
<theblackdog>: "A gentleman was ready to fund me some cash, when I told him I was working on something big." - Benito Mussolini
<theblackdog>: “When you can see the future, you go for it. You don’t waste time with people who can’t.” - Adolf Piltogg
<colette>: "What I started doing for my company is “stealth recruiting.”" -Phillip Garrido
<theblackdog>: "Being a leader is bringing out the best in everyone to achieve a common purpose. I believe I can do that well." - Adolf Piltogg
<colette>: the Piltogg ones are the best
<Silent-Sigfig>: "I would be your extra eyes and ears while overseeing various projects and duties (like public speaking, presentations, talking to investors, media events, etc...)" -Heinrich Himmler
<theblackdog>: That's hilarious
<colette>: the Piltogg ones are the best
<Vami_IV>: bbl
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<Silverdream>: "I am just a “Cap” looking to partner with another “Cap.” That’s it, plain and simple. You are a “Cap” by the way, short for Capitalist." -Stalin to Piltogg
<colette>: eh
<colette>: not that great
<colette>: seems OOC for Stalin
<Silverdream>: It seems like something a "hello fellow teens" type thing
<Silverdream>: the person asking is a NARC
<colette>: @Silent: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/eric-can ... d=24081609
<Silent-Sigfig>: "Being a leader is bringing out the best in everyone to achieve a common purpose" - Stalin
<colette>: "I am doing something in the “product design” field." -J Robert Oppenheimer
<theblackdog>: I already did that with Piltogg
<Silent-Sigfig>: Eric Cantor: Massive Socialist
<theblackdog>: Show YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4)Getting info...
<Silverdream>: "I don’t listen to people who “play it safe” anymore. I have done that my whole life and have gone nowhere." -Oppenheimer
<theblackdog>: http://fabletop.com/table/theblackdog
<theblackdog>: Sound more like Von Braun, honestly.
<Silent-Sigfig>: "I don’t listen to people who “play it safe” anymore" - Charles Manson
<colette>: "That is where the future of transport is going and we want Tesla to be ready for it." -designers of the Ford Pinto
<theblackdog>: The funniest thing about that quote is the fact that he's talking about flying cars
<theblackdog>: Asrthcc, mgb, want to jam?
<Asrthcc>: "Being a leader is bringing out the best in everyone to achieve a common purpose. I believe I can do that well. I would like to be “given the chance” to do that" -Dwight Schrute
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:25 am

Brikwars Chat wrote:<Vami_IV>: Baba yetu, Yetu uliye
<Vami_IV>: Mbinguni yetu, Yetu amina!
<Vami_IV>: Baba yetu Yetu uliye
<Vami_IV>: Jina lako e litukuzwe.
<Vami_IV>: Utupe leo chakula chetu
<Vami_IV>: Tunachohitaji utusamehe
<Vami_IV>: Makosa yetu, hey!
<Asrthcc>: *applause*
<Vami_IV>: Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
<colette>: *applause*
<colette>: *standing ovation*
<Vami_IV>: Waliotukosea usitutie
<colette>: *wild cheering*
<colette>: *riots break out in the crowd*
<Vami_IV>: I'm sensing a "Plz stahp, Vami"
<Vami_IV>: Katika majaribu, lakini
<colette>: *the audience tears up the seats*
<Vami_IV>: Utuokoe, na yule, muovu e milele!
<Vami_IV>: *eats a thrown chair
<Vami_IV>: *eats a thrown chair*
<colette>: *rioting spreads outside the theater*
<Asrthcc>: *panties are thrown willie nilly around the stage*
<Asrthcc>: *lead guitarist gets his eye poked out by a rose*
<Vami_IV>: *reduced to hiding behind choir, using Violin as a club*
<colette>: *the municipal government collapses as the police abandon their duties and listen to Vami's great performance*
<Vami_IV>: Ufalme wako ufike utakalo
<Asrthcc>: *choir tied to stakes, forced to sing at gunpoint*
<colette>: *President Obama calls in the National Guard to maintain order*
<Vami_IV>: Lifanyike duniani kama mbinguni.
<colette>: *the National Guard desert and join the festive drunken riot listening to Vami*
<colette>: *somebody declares an Oktoberfest and all alcohol vendors within a twenty mile radius are raided*
<Asrthcc>: *germans begin emmigrating en mass to join the Fest
<Vami_IV>: *President Obama authorizes a Nuclear strike*
<Vami_IV>: *Nuke defects and joins party*
<colette>: *public order completely breaks down at the sound of Vami's performance*
<colette>: *state governor declares martial law*
<Vami_IV>: *Germans arrive, beer for everyone*
<Silverdream>: *North Korea invades*
<colette>: *Mexico and Canada invade to join the party*
<Silverdream>: *with more beer, bigger party*
<Vami_IV>: *North Korea joins party
<colette>: *the US military is unable to handle Vami's performance*
<Vami_IV>: Amina
<colette>: *Obama resigns and the chain of command nows falls on Arne Duncan*
<Asrthcc>: *Partygoers resort to canibalism to survive*
<Vami_IV>: *oh god oh god*
<Asrthcc>: *Vami fed the fattest of the partiers to keep singing*
<colette>: *SCP Site 19's containment is breached as SCP-682 dies while trampled underfoot from excited audience members*
<Vami_IV>: *Starts madly swinging Violin*
<Asrthcc>: *North Koreans declare Vami to be Kim Un Vami*
<colette>: *decorum breaks down at the United Nations as the General Assembly declares Vami to be the greatest performer alive*
<Asrthcc>: *Vami's vocal cords classified SCP-001*
<colette>: *riots break out in China and Russia*
<Asrthcc>: *Germans sacrificed to appease the Vami god*
<colette>: *Germany is invaded and looted for beer by the United Kingdom and France to keep the party going*
<Vami_IV>: *Germans hold out, but fall and flee to Poland*
<Asrthcc>: *party moved to russia for due to overcrowding*
<colette>: *Sweden awards the Nobel Peace Prize to Vami for his performance*
<Vami_IV>: *Chokes on the irony*
<Asrthcc>: *All reigning monarchs simultaniously cede kingdoms to Vami*
<colette>: *Israel and Palestine come to a truce to observe Vami's performance*
<Asrthcc>: *All non-monarchies elect Vami president for life*
<colette>: *except Seychelles*
<Vami_IV>: *Invade Seychelles*
<colette>: *which is promptly flooded by stoned beach bums to celebrate Vami*
<Asrthcc>: *Human wall of party-goers can now be observed from space*
<colette>: *Mount Rushmore is defaced and is replaced with a giant visage of Vami*
<colette>: *while the Washington Monument is sculpted into his penis*
<Asrthcc>: *all future recordings sent into space replaced by recordings of Vami*
<colette>: *Bavaria hears of the news and invades the Earth from Nehellenium*
<Vami_IV>: *singing that song in all tongues*
<Asrthcc>: *Human tower formed to resemble vami, but collapses as argument breaks out as to which side is best side*
<colette>: *they bring their beer with them*
<colette>: *the entire Third Alliance unites into a single cult to worship Vami's singing ability*
<Vami_IV>: *Trattoria catches wind, is disgusted*
<colette>: *Cthulhu hears of Vami's performance*
<Asrthcc>: *Trattoria passes wind*
<Asrthcc>: *Cthulu rendered insane from the revelation*
<Vami_IV>: *Vami declares himself Uber-Kaiser and names Cthulu chief deity of the Brikiverse*
<colette>: *rioting spreads throughout Nehellenium, except for Trattoria*
<Asrthcc>: *Ryleth and Atlantis arise simultaniously*
<colette>: *Trattoria overrun by rioters from the USA*
<Vami_IV>: *Declares Mobmaster Scratch a saint*
<Asrthcc>: *space mafia becomes sole distributor of alchohol*
<colette>: *Scratch becomes the first Holy Pope of the Church of Vami*
<colette>: *all other religions outlawed, to great popular acclaim*
<Asrthcc>: *Scratch executes Triangle Pope Pesgores*
<colette>: *Dread Pirate 2x2 kneels before Vami's performance*
<Vami_IV>: *Vami names himself but a saint to the mighty Cthulu, hints at greater beings*
<Asrthcc>: *Vami worship continues unabaited*
<colette>: *Assyria rebels and attempts a religious crusade against Vami-ism*
<Vami_IV>: *Outlaws Trianglism, Crusade on Assyria*
<colette>: *Assryia overrun by spilled over Scythian rioters*
<Vami_IV>: *Stamps out Sphereism while Vami is at it*
<Asrthcc>: *Scratch silently and quickly holds a coup against vami, holding him hostage, and only allowing him out to sing Baba Yetu*
<colette>: *the Combine receive word of Vami, Vami-ism spreads through the multiverse*
<Asrthcc>: *Appoints Silent-Sigfig as head of stalinism*
<Vami_IV>: *Walks to window, sings Baba Yetu in it's English lyrics:*
<Asrthcc>: *Stoned to death*
<Vami_IV>: Our Father, who art in Heaven.
<colette>: *SCP-826, previously thought lost with the dissolution of the SCP foundation, resurfaces and is confiscated by the Theblackdog Order of Vami-ist Missionaries*
<Vami_IV>: Amen!
<Vami_IV>: Our Father, Hallowed be thy name.
<colette>: *Riots break out across several fictional universes*
<Vami_IV>: *Vami orders SCP-682 be sealed by Cthuluic ritual inside gNat's body*
<colette>: (682 already died from getting trampled by rioters)
<colette>: *Partying and disorder at NERV in the NGE universe notably allow Angels to spill into our reality and cause Third Impact*
<Vami_IV>: (And was captured by TBD)
<colette>: *Partying continues*
<Vami_IV>: *Tells Third Impact to get bent through singing*
<colette>: *Partying continues after Fifth Impact despite loss of much of civilization*
<Asrthcc>: *Chaos Dunk occurs due to Barkley playing at Vami charity game*
<Asrthcc>: *Angels join basket ball team in a final space jam*
<Asrthcc>: *Space Jam theme remixed with Baba Yetu*
<colette>: *Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggann receives word of Vami-ism*
<colette>: *and joins basketball jam*
<Vami_IV>: *the Multiverses collide at the Final Space Jam, Vami sings the Final Countdown in Swahili*
<Vami_IV>: *As he did with Baba Yetu*
<Asrthcc>: *Rocks fall, everybody dies*
<Asrthcc>: The end
<Asrthcc>: That was quite silly
<colette>: And thus ended the grand saga of the Vami concert.
<Vami_IV>: *Sings Baba Yetu as Vami falls into the Void*
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Vami IV » Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:33 am

BrikWars Chat wrote:<Vami_IV>: I am become Piltogg, prophecy and Kaiser of the Brikiverse
<Vami_IV>: and notably short-lived
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:50 am

This is how the world ends.

Not with a bang. But by counting to potato.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby dilanski » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:02 pm

<Dilanski>: I'm imagining you slapping peoples drinks out of there hands and telling them to go study.
<colette>: I don't go to parties
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