BrikWars Chat wrote:23:12 colette Peach Virus is one example, as are more typical diseases like cancer, HIV/AIDS, diabetes, etc.
23:12 Vami_IV what about...
23:13 Vami_IV Herpisyfulitis?
23:13 Vami_IV say it aloud
BrikWars Chat wrote:20:16 *** mib_m2o1zp joined #Brickwars
20:16 Vami_IV uh oh
20:16 Vami_IV Scratch?
20:16 Vami_IV Colette?
20:16 Silverdream Hello
20:17 Silverdream Please be Overwatch
20:17 Vami_IV Hmmmm yes
20:17 aoffan It's all three! <---
20:17 Theblackdog Nice soap opera
20:17 Theblackdog Looks like colette btw
20:17 Vami_IV *Takes off sun glasses*
Brikwars Chat wrote:<Silverdream>: If you guys were to pick a room, what room would you pick on this map? [DATA EXPUNGED]
<Silverdream>: I was thinking maybe 6047 or something
<colette>: TV [room]
<Silverdream>: but if you choose TV, someone else will choose bathroom
<Silverdream>: and then he/she will put a toll in it
<Silverdream>: and then everyone has a bad time
<colette>: TV is the biggest and most central room
<colette>: we can form a temporary unification alliance among the other oppressed rooms and assault the bathroom
<colette>: capture it, and then declare it international neutral territory
<Silverdream>: You don't want to march on the University Men's room
<Silverdream>: The terrain is too difficult for many to handle
<Silverdream>: You'll wind up with a bunch of people with PTSD
<colette>: the International Congress of Rooms will be headquartered in TV
<colette>: because <colette>: TV is the biggest and most central room
<Silverdream>: Who controls the bathrooms controls the floor
<colette>: and we'll have peacekeeping initiatives to prevent internecine fighting.
<Silverdream>: Just like the sphincter in the body
<colette>: and also to enforce bathroom neutrality
<Silverdream>: if the sphincter decided to stop shitting
<Silverdream>: then you would die
<colette>: we will also enforce staircase neutrality for the floor
<colette>: however the ICR will reserve the right to trade-embargo other floors if they express hostile intentions
<Silverdream>: Also, what if the bathrooms use mercenaries from other halls?
<colette>: <colette>: however the ICR will reserve the right to trade-embargo other floors if they express hostile intentions
<Silverdream>: In exchange for free bathroom use
<colette>: if it's a higher floor
<colette>: then the embargo will hurt
<Silverdream>: Who cares about trade embargoes when you have to shit in the woods
<Silverdream>: or on the parking lot
<colette>: worst comes to worst
<colette>: the ICR can declare war on other floors
<colette>: and capture their bathrooms
<colette>: thus forcing their political leaders to surrender
<colette>: one of the upper floors will probably form a Union of Soviet Socialist Rooms
<colette>: where room ownership is abolished
<colette>: and every citizen of the U.S.S.R. has access rights to every room
<Silverdream>: Everyone sleeps on the floor
<Silverdream>: and books are equally distributed amongst the residents equally
<colette>: the ICR will stand for bureaucratic democracy
<colette>: and thus a Cold War will ensue
<colette>: we'll probably secretly-supply proxy wars on floors in between us
<Silverdream>: What about a buildingwide bathroom conspiracy?
<Silverdream>: With one power secretly controlling the bathrooms and the nations seriously
<Silverdream>: and people within each floor keeping order secretly
<colette>: it's the Ipoominati
<colette>: originating in the Bavarian floor after one especially intense Oktoberfest
<colette>: "he who controls the shit, controls the building"
<Silverdream>: The exchange student floor
<colette>: the ICR and the U.S.S.R. will then get into a building race
<colette>: in a quest to explore other buildings for signs of intelligent life
<Silverdream>: Also, the women's only floor will be like the Amazon
<Silverdream>: Women warriors who capture and steal from other floors
<Silverdream>: and who are impossible to invade due to how much weed and anarchist literariture there is crowding the floor
<colette>: a niche culture grows in the Amazon floor of Somalian room pirates
<colette>: ICR forces regularly try to clean the stairwells of Somalians
<colette>: eventually they are forced to declare trade embargo with the lower floors
<colette>: suddenly, an old bearded man walks in the building
<colette>: he is hailed as the second coming of the Professor
<colette>: one of the floors builds a new religion
<colette>: advocating that rooms be shared and that bathrooms be free for all to use
<colette>: they appoint a Pope, who exacts tithes from the other floors
<colette>: paid in textbooks and anything else of value
<colette>: the Ipoominati vehemently resist
<colette>: as the Church of the Professor would loosen their control on bathrooms
<colette>: by this point the U.S.S.R. has become corrupt and only the ruling Politburo is allowed to use the bathrooms
<colette>: while the bourgeoise have to shit on the floor
<colette>: riots break out as the U.S.S.R. premier reaches out to the secretary-general of the ICR for help
<colette>: the Premier declares new room policies of glasnost and perestroika, before the Union of Soviet Socialist Rooms collapses and fragments into Roomssian mafias
<colette>: the Berlin Wall is broken down, reuniting the East Foreign Exchange room with the West Foreign Exchange room
<Silverdream>: One Roomsian former vet goes to Roomanapur
<Silverdream>: in another building
<Silverdream>: and with her force of Roomsian deserters she quickly becomes the second most powerful force in the room
<Silverdream>: After the RA of course
<colette>: radical feminine Nazis from the Amazon floor launch their surprise blitzkrieg
<colette>: and take over the building
<colette>: the end
Brikwars Chat wrote:<colette>: this conversation was incredibly dumb
<colette>: like the time Vami destroyed the universe
Colette wrote:Please forgive me for doubting even for a moment humanity's ability to twist innocent vernacular into perverted euphemisms.
Tzan wrote:Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with TzanWarhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.
aoffan23 wrote:Colette wrote:Please forgive me for doubting even for a moment humanity's ability to twist innocent vernacular into perverted euphemisms.
Your words are bigger than the thought they're explaining. Stop.
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