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The cake is a lie!

Postby DarthBrik » Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:04 am

I went to Baskin Robins for ice cream last night and look at the cake i saw there...

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Postby Tzan » Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:32 am

Hmm thats very close

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Postby Magic Soap » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:02 pm

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Postby DarthBrik » Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:20 pm

Magic Soap wrote:Image


Whos party is it?
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:25 am

Ny friend made the Portal Cake for another friends birthday, it was the best cake ever.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:46 am

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That cake is a spy!
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:00 am

PORTAL: REPERCUSSIONS OF CAKE

Chell waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There was cake in the enrichment center. She didn't see it, but had expected it now for years. Her warnings to Companion Cube were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Chell was a test subject for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the enrichment center and she said to dad "I want to be in the enrichment center daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CAKE"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the enrichment center of Aperture Science she knew there was cake.
"This is GLaDOS" the speaker crackered. "You must find the cake!"
So Chell gotted her portal gun and shot the wall.
"SHE GOING TO EAT ME" said the cake
"I will shoot at her" said the missile turret and it fired the rocket missiles. Chell portaled at it and tried to blew it up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must eat the cake" she shouted
GLaDOS said "No, [Subject Name Here]. You are the cake"
And then Chell was a headcrab zombie.
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Postby mr.duckie » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:37 pm

awesome! i heard valve is sick of the cake jokes, so much so that the cake is not going to be in portal 2. (it was in an interview) it has been done to death anyway, so there is not very many original jokes they could use if they wanted.
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Postby dilanski » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:41 pm

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HIS HANDS ARE HUGE!!
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Postby DarthBrik » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:53 pm

dilanski wrote:
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HIS HANDS ARE HUGE!!


Your point?

I think the guy on the rights head looks like a combine..
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Postby Gungnir » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:13 pm

Needs more rhubarb.
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Postby naussica » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:42 pm

DarthBrik wrote:
dilanski wrote:
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HIS HANDS ARE HUGE!!


Your point?

I think the guy on the rights head looks like a combine..


He's the pyro!
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Postby DarthBrik » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:14 pm

well seeing that i can't play it with any people other than myself ( i have no live) i would have no idea.

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Postby Fulizer » Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:04 am

DarthBrik wrote:well seeing that I can't play it with any people other than myself ( I have no live) I would have no idea.

Sorrrryyyyy

you could try it on computer, unless your computer isn't good enough, the minim requirements for the steam engine is about 1.2Ghz and recoomended is 2.4Ghz, the graphics card required isn't that bad either.
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Postby DarthBrik » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:12 am

doesn't it cost money?

Cause i have Team Fortress 2 inside the Orange Box for Xbox 360.
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