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Postby DarthBrik » Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:22 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?


He put a noose around his neck and stood on an ice cube.


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Postby Rocket_Saint » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:50 am

naussica wrote:I take it you played Batman: Arkham Asylum. That game is a :ftw:! I always loved that game.


Ha, Yeah. Its one of my favorite games i've purchased in the last few years. Riddler is one of the most twisted and awesome Batman villains there is...and with the list that made *cameos and riddles in that game, that's saying something.

((*Batman has the most unique and coolest villains compared to other comic books, amirite?))
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:39 am

It is a warm summers evening and Warhead goes on a night out in Glasgow with his pals, he has £100 in his pocket before the nights start. He meats up with three friends at the train station and the night begins.

The train fair cost £3.05 each and they all pay their own fair.
The beer in the first bar cost £2.90 per pint of which there are four drinks in each round. Ten rounds are managed before the group moves on like Bonn-o-Tron.
The Whisky at the second bar cost £3.50 per drink of which there were two rounds of four drinks.
The entrance to the Nightclub and the coat checking cost £8.75 each and they all pay their own fair.
Further drinks in the Nightclub cost £5 each and the rounds system has been abandoned as some of the party are chatting up some likely looking fatties while the married folk laugh at them. Warhead believes he only consumed another five drinks as the bar was busy and is sobering up. The entire group is ejected from the Nightclub as one of his mates is escorted from the building after getting too frisky with one of the fatties in public view.
The Kebab on the way to the bus station costs £5 and each buys their own.
The bus fair home costs £1.75 and again each pays their own, Warhead falls asleep while firmly holding onto the bus rail with one hand.
As the sun comes up Warhead finds himself and his mates have arrived at their destination, the group mob an unfortunate Garage Service Station on the way home and each gets a chocolate bar and a pint of orange juice each costing £2.50 which they consume as they cause a ruckus on the way home before splitting up and going to their respective houses.
Warhead put his dark sunglasses on, and after consuming a couple of pints of water he falls asleep on the couch under a blanket so as not to wake the whole house hold up, which his snoring eventually does anyway.

Taking into account the amount of money spent and the alcohol consumed please answer at what point in the evening did Warhead come by the Traffic Cone that now sits on his coffee table? I'd really like to know.
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Postby Rocket_Saint » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:19 am

Is this a riddle or a recap of a crazy weekend?
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:14 am

SnakeMittens wrote:
Magic Soap wrote:1: We are two twins, we are full up in the day but at night we are empty. We work all day, rest all night. What are we?

2: 5 men are walking along a pavement/sidewalkforyoufucktards. It starts to rain, so 4 of the men start walking more quickly. The 5th does not walk faster. They do not have a single jacket between them, and they have no umbrellas. The 4 men still get wet, but the 5th stays completely dry. How?

3: Moses builds his ark. He gets the animals on 2X2. If it takes 5 mins per pair, and there are 300 species, how long will it take him, in hours?


1. Dunno.
2.It's a funeral. The fifth man is in a coffin.
3.25 hours, or a really long time.


1. Nope
2. Yep
3. Nope
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:15 am

aoffan23 wrote:
1: We are two twins, we are full up in the day but at night we are empty. We work all day, rest all night. What are we?


Shoes, because I'm currently trying to think of a better answer.


Yes. Well, the original Irish riddle is a pair of boots.
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Postby Tzan » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:27 am

Warhead wrote:Taking into account the amount of money spent and the alcohol consumed please answer at what point in the evening did Warhead come by the Traffic Cone that now sits on his coffee table? I'd really like to know.


Taking into account the amount of money spent and the alcohol consumed, if you were a real computer nerd you would have stayed home and saved all that money and had 25% of the cost of a shiny new computer.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:03 pm

Yup, but I wouldn't have this traffic cone of orangey goodness then would I? Now you know why I have a computer as old as some of the forum members. Great huh? :D
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Postby stubby » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:04 pm

This is why it sucks to be a computer nerd. I think we all agree that you made the right decision.
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Postby solvess » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:46 pm

I got a riddle for you. What is long hard and full of seamen.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:35 pm

Your dead mom?
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Postby solvess » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:37 pm

no :x ... not even close.
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Postby Tzan » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:04 pm

Warhead wrote:Yup, but I wouldn't have this traffic cone of orangey goodness and a wife then would I? Great huh? :D


Uhmmmm :evil:
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Postby Massam » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:10 pm

Santa, a dumb blond, and a smart blond jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
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Postby dilanski » Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:12 pm

Warhead wrote:Yup, but I wouldn't have this traffic cone of orangey goodness then would I? Now you know why I have a computer as old as some of the forum members. Great huh? :D


Reminds me of a quote...

Kryten: [waking up after a night of partying] Oh, my goodness... Oh... my head. Oh, what happened to me? Damage control report. Oh! Dehydration level, 45%. Recall of previous evening, 2%. Embarrassment factor, 91%! Advised repair schedule; reboot startup disc, offline for 36 hours and replace head. Boy! What a night!
[others groan and start to wake]
Kryten: Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?
Rimmer: Kryten, it's called a hangover, don't panic.
Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
The cult: Hey! It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It's the police woman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!
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