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Postby Rocket_Saint » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:25 pm

solvess wrote:I got a riddle for you. What is long hard and full of seamen.


A submarine or U Boat.

I always hated that one...
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Postby solvess » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:44 pm

ding ding ding correct.
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Postby dilanski » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:55 pm

A woman with no driver license drives the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a "no left" turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?

Edit- This is a hard one
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Postby solvess » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:59 pm

she is walking. :D
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Postby dilanski » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:00 pm

solvess wrote:she is walking. :D


No, she's in a mobility chair.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:13 am

@Red Dwarf rip: Good times. :D I take it that the drunk traffic cone gag is the same all over the world but just look up Glasgow Traffic Cone in Google, sticking these things on statues has become a national drunken pastime. Most importantly the Wellington Statue with traffic cone has become a tourist attraction.

@Tzan: There is an attractive Filipino Internet Bride out there with your name on her. Just watch out she doesn't plan on killing you with her real lover for the money and citizenship.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:18 am

Well I read the first half of that then immediately hit the internet sites. I suppose I'll read the second half some day.




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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:29 am

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Postby naussica » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:43 pm

Of course it's Warhead!
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Postby solvess » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:07 am

I got a riddle star wars fans (like me) might get this.

What's the last thing to go through an Imperial scout trooper's head when he hits a tree?
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Postby Tzan » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:42 am

naussica wrote:Of course it's Warhead!


You know thats based on an old riddle.
This one is written so that the old answer still works... oh yeah and Warhead :)


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Postby aoffan23 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:21 pm

solvess wrote:I got a riddle star wars fans (like me) might get this.

What's the last thing to go through an Imperial scout trooper's head when he hits a tree?


The tree.


And now for a stupid riddle that stupid people get wrong.

You're driving a bus, and at the first stop five people get on like Bonn-o-Tron. At the second stop, two get off and three more get on like Bonn-o-Tron. At the third stop, one person gets off and no one gets on like Bonn-o-Tron. Finally, at the fifth stop, four people get off and three more get on like Bonn-o-Tron. What is the bus driver's name?
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Postby Lt. Krus » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:30 pm

John Krus.

I am an animal who's grey, small, and the most motherfucking dangerous thing on earth. Who am I?
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Postby solvess » Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:48 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
solvess wrote:I got a riddle star wars fans (like me) might get this.

What's the last thing to go through an Imperial scout trooper's head when he hits a tree?

The tree.

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Postby Lt. Krus » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:35 pm

His afterburner. :D
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