Riddle thread.

[Rocket_Saint]

I got a riddle for you. What is long hard and full of seamen.

A submarine or U Boat.

I always hated that one...

[solvess]

ding ding ding correct.

[dilanski]

A woman with no driver license drives the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a "no left" turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?

Edit- This is a hard one

[solvess]

she is walking.

[dilanski]

she is walking.

No, she's in a mobility chair.

[Warhead]

@Red Dwarf rip: Good times. I take it that the drunk traffic cone gag is the same all over the world but just look up Glasgow Traffic Cone in Google, sticking these things on statues has become a national drunken pastime. Most importantly the Wellington Statue with traffic cone has become a tourist attraction.

@Tzan: There is an attractive Filipino Internet Bride out there with your name on her. Just watch out she doesn't plan on killing you with her real lover for the money and citizenship.

[Tzan]

Well I read the first half of that then immediately hit the internet sites. I suppose I'll read the second half some day.




What shags 4 moms in the morning
2 moms in the afternoon
and 3 moms in the evening?

[Warhead]

...Oh, Hello.

[naussica]

Of course it's Warhead!

[solvess]

I got a riddle star wars fans (like me) might get this.

What's the last thing to go through an Imperial scout trooper's head when he hits a tree?

[Tzan]

Of course it's Warhead!

You know thats based on an old riddle.
This one is written so that the old answer still works... oh yeah and Warhead


http://www.jimloy.com/puzz/sphinx0.htm

[aoffan23]

I got a riddle star wars fans (like me) might get this.

What's the last thing to go through an Imperial scout trooper's head when he hits a tree?

The tree.


And now for a stupid riddle that stupid people get wrong.

You're driving a bus, and at the first stop five people get on. At the second stop, two get off and three more get on. At the third stop, one person gets off and no one gets on. Finally, at the fifth stop, four people get off and three more get on. What is the bus driver's name?

[Lt. Krus]

John Krus.

I am an animal who's grey, small, and the most motherfucking dangerous thing on earth. Who am I?

[solvess]

I got a riddle star wars fans (like me) might get this.

What's the last thing to go through an Imperial scout trooper's head when he hits a tree?

The tree.

nope

[Lt. Krus]

His afterburner.