I'm a chick

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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:32 pm

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Silverdream wrote:Probability of snuggle:1 in 3

probability that I will have an RPG aimed up the rapists ass: 100%

This just makes me think of

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And then there's the chan version of that, of course more racist.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:32 pm

I see you all as a bunch of girls, really butt ugly ones that smell of piss.
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Postby RoC77 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:57 pm

Warhead wrote:I see you all as a bunch of girls, really butt ugly ones that smell of piss.


Well, with too much alcohol even those girls start to look good at some point... So, no playing drunken Brikwars with you Warhead.... :wink:
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:00 pm

The really unhygienic ones with the snottery nose and half their dinner down their titties. You just know the minge is rank from the fetid smell.

I've been drunk many times and never had or been tempted to have man sex yet. I have snogged a fat bird but she was a good laugh and kind of sexy in her own way. Ugly birds, nah, they're just tag alongs for the pretty friend.
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Postby RoC77 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:05 pm

Warhead wrote:I've been drunk many times and never had or been tempted to have man sex yet. I have snogged a fat bird but she was a good laugh and kind of sexy in her own way. Ugly birds, nah, they're just tag alongs for the pretty friend.


Ahhh... But, a good wingman jumps on that grenade.....
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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:07 pm

Ah, excellent. Well volunteered there wingman RoC. I'm glad your willing to take a fatty for the cause. :D
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Postby RoC77 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:14 pm

Well, there is a cost.... A shot for every 10 lbs over norm or every level below you.... In some cases that's alot of alcohol...
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:33 pm

I found out I'm a terrible wingman last night. I sort of wandered off to fuck another girl.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:14 pm

matter of opinion man, mater off opinion
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Postby Magic Soap » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:03 pm

Warhead wrote:I see you all as a bunch of girls, really butt ugly ones that smell of piss.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4tN_N-bMmE
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:09 pm

Warhead wrote:Did she gets her tits out?.. I think not. No pic, never happened.

Mine aren't nothin' to phone home about.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:11 pm

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severalcatsdancing wrote:Now that my gender is confirmed, Warhead, work your asshole "I don't care" magic.


Oh it's not Warhead you have to worry about - it's J+B . . . who will now be instantly attracted to you - as you are a fabled female on the internet. :byzero:


wait, i thought jb liked dudes, and thus would be repulsed by this
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:11 pm

RoC77 wrote:
Warhead wrote:I see you all as a bunch of girls, really butt ugly ones that smell of piss.


Well, with too much alcohol even those girls start to look good at some point... So, no playing drunken Brikwars with you Warhead.... :wink:

I'll post my pic if you get drunk.

That'll be the only way i'll look good.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:46 pm

it can't be healthy to have such low self esteem.
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:08 pm

Nope, it ain't.
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