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Postby tigertom » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:58 am

Warhead wrote:These were Glaswegians, I'm seriously asking for a knife in the guts here.


So true there was a story in the daily star today about a guy getting his penis hacked off with chisel in board daylight in glasgow :shock: least i think it was glassgow...
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Postby RoC77 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:33 am

Wow, hacked off with a chisel? Sounds like that would've taken a bit of time, did they happen to have a hammer too?
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Postby tigertom » Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:37 am

RoC77 wrote:Wow, hacked off with a chisel? Sounds like that would've taken a bit of time, did they happen to have a hammer too?


Well yes -.- i figured that when i said chisel people would know a hammer was also involved otherwise it would of indeed taken ages. And this happened like a week after this guys twin brother had holes drilled into his head :shock: they beleive it to be from a rival drug gang as these two blokes worked for some drug underworld bussiness.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:07 pm

The penis hackers were just drug dealers concluding their business with another drug dealer, it's a severance package. Anyway, their not real people. No harm no foul.

Hey! I'm just having a bad week, although I can't imagine that putting me on a packed Japanese commuter train would be a good idea. All those little people for me to throw about... h'mm, no, actually I think I need to think seriously about doing this.
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Postby RoC77 » Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:13 pm

Ahhh, thought it was a random act of violence, was wondering why someone would just sit there while another preson brought a chisel & hammer to their crotch....




DAMN YOU WARHEAD! for reposting that pic on the third page of "Crip walking like a G" on the manliness thread. (*Posting on regards to different thread, since I'm not going to open it ever again.)
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Postby Warhead » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:56 pm

You only tempt me to post it here... or better yet, on all the threads.
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Postby masterMISICK » Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:24 pm

Warhead you should try taking the bus in london.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCCn2Eqo5NA
This is the bus i used to take to school and actually, I have had worse. And some thing like this actually happened when i was on the bus.
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Postby Hoboman » Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:06 pm

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masterMISICK wrote:Warhead you should try taking the bus in london.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCCn2Eqo5NA
This is the bus I used to take to school and actually, I have had worse. And some thing like this actually happened when I was on the bus.

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I feel sorry for people like that, they clearly they have issues well beyond their ability to deal with. :D
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Postby Warhead » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:17 pm

Speaking of which...

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Postby solvess » Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:20 pm

why on earth can't you get one! just go here
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Postby Warhead » Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:04 pm

Silverdream wrote:It's an old lady calling people cunts on a bus.

...but, but I already have an old lady calling people cunts on the bus. I see her every day going to work. :?

Ok, short version. Just can't, it's all been tried before.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:58 pm

I have a riddle: What's 30 feet long and can wrap around a cunt?
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Postby Arkbrik » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:25 am

masterMISICK wrote:Warhead you should try taking the bus in london.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCCn2Eqo5NA
This is the bus I used to take to school and actually, I have had worse. And some thing like this actually happened when I was on the bus.

I'll have to show you a similar Swedish video, "Backa rå" ("Step back"). The background: A guy walks past the line in a restaurant. Violence ensues.

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Postby masterMISICK » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:33 am

Man those guys are really bad at fighting.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:19 am

No, a turban.
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