You are teh winrar. I assume you live in the south so if I see u I will be like lol.
I actually live in the Midwest (Michigan, to be specific), which ironically has more rednecks than any other section of the country, and far
too many people who feel a false sense of allegiance to the confederacy. Seriously, every radio station up here but two play country, and those two are the Christian station and NPR.
I listen to a lot of NPR.
edit: I've never been teh winrar before. God, this is a good day.