I have just gotten off the phone

[Ross_Varn]

Whenever I read Warhead's post, I beat weaker people up to compensate/impress.

Whenever I read Warhead's posts, I imagine them to be read by the voice in my head, who is slightly sarcastic and enjoys screwing with twelve year olds on a hobby forum.

Sorry for the buzzkill.

[stubby]

In my mind he's Mike Myers doing the worst impression of a Scotsman in the history of cinema.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrT96QJBfQ

Specifically, the "if you think I'm sexy" part.

[naussica]

Whenever I read Warhead's posts, I imagine them with an accent and him drinking a keg of maniac beer.

[Warhead]

Whenever I read Warhead's post, I beat weaker people up to compensate/impress.

Your doing it wrong, pick out the strongest and make them cry. It's much more fun.

@Stubby: The father in "I married an Axe Murderer" was an impressively accurate impersonation of a tamed and calmed down version of a Scotsman from Glasgow.

[Zahru II]

He has an accent!

I was expecting that.

[Arkbrik]

Whenever I read Shadowscythe's posts I imagine him fucking a horse.

[BFenix]

But I thought you were a myth, Warhead. Now my view of the word is so skewed.

Warhead, a myth? He is as real as his signature, so

[severalcatsdancing]

Whenever I read Warhead's post, I beat weaker people up to compensate/impress.

Your doing it wrong, pick out the strongest and make them cry. It's much more fun.

Good advice. I'll use your theory more often. I'll call it "Warhead's Theory of Assholishness".

[Warhead]

Man, you sure do have the hots for me BIG TIME. Sorry babe, you just wouldn't survive the foreplay. Don't see it as rejection, it's really just for your own good.

[severalcatsdancing]

Man, you sure do have the hots for me BIG TIME. Sorry babe, you just wouldn't survive the foreplay. Don't see it as rejection, it's really just for your own good.

Oh, that just makes my undying love for you burn stronger! Take me in your arms, you Scottish Sex Machine!

[Warhead]

That burning sensation... that probably isn't love as such.

[aoffan23]

This thread needs to be stickied.

[severalcatsdancing]

That burning sensation... that probably isn't love as such.

IT'S ME GETTING HOT FOR YOU BABY. OH YEEEEUH.

[Warhead]

Yeah, hot and sweaty fat chick, only thing missing is the paper bag.

[You are so not a girl]

[severalcatsdancing]

Yeah, hot and sweaty fat chick, only thing missing is the paper bag.

[You are so not a girl]

[best part is, I am a girl.]
I CAN GET ONE FOR YOU.