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Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:24 pm

Silverdream wrote:Whenever I read Warhead's post, I beat weaker people up to compensate/impress.

Whenever I read Warhead's posts, I imagine them to be read by the voice in my head, who is slightly sarcastic and enjoys screwing with twelve year olds on a hobby forum.

Sorry for the buzzkill.
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Postby stubby » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:51 pm

In my mind he's Mike Myers doing the worst impression of a Scotsman in the history of cinema.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrT96QJBfQ

Specifically, the "if you think I'm sexy" part.
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Postby naussica » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:57 pm

Whenever I read Warhead's posts, I imagine them with an accent and him drinking a keg of maniac beer.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:07 am

Silverdream wrote:Whenever I read Warhead's post, I beat weaker people up to compensate/impress.


Your doing it wrong, pick out the strongest and make them cry. It's much more fun.

@Stubby: The father in "I married an Axe Murderer" was an impressively accurate impersonation of a tamed and calmed down version of a Scotsman from Glasgow.
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:13 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:He has an accent!


I was expecting that.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:38 am

Whenever I read Shadowscythe's posts I imagine him fucking a horse.
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Postby BFenix » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:16 am

severalcatsdancing wrote:But I thought you were a myth, Warhead. Now my view of the word is so skewed.

Warhead, a myth? :lol: He is as real as his signature, so :myth:
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:00 pm

Warhead wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Whenever I read Warhead's post, I beat weaker people up to compensate/impress.


Your doing it wrong, pick out the strongest and make them cry. It's much more fun.

Good advice. I'll use your theory more often. I'll call it "Warhead's Theory of Assholishness".
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Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:03 pm

Man, you sure do have the hots for me BIG TIME. Sorry babe, you just wouldn't survive the foreplay. Don't see it as rejection, it's really just for your own good. :)
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:10 pm

Warhead wrote:Man, you sure do have the hots for me BIG TIME. Sorry babe, you just wouldn't survive the foreplay. Don't see it as rejection, it's really just for your own good. :)

Oh, that just makes my undying love for you burn stronger! Take me in your arms, you Scottish Sex Machine!
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Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:35 pm

That burning sensation... that probably isn't love as such.
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Postby aoffan23 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:47 pm

This thread needs to be stickied.
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
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I agree with Warhead.
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:50 pm

Warhead wrote:That burning sensation... that probably isn't love as such.

IT'S ME GETTING HOT FOR YOU BABY. OH YEEEEUH.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:54 pm

Yeah, hot and sweaty fat chick, only thing missing is the paper bag.

[You are so not a girl]
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Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:59 pm

Warhead wrote:Yeah, hot and sweaty fat chick, only thing missing is the paper bag.

[You are so not a girl]

[best part is, I am a girl.]
I CAN GET ONE FOR YOU.
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