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Postby RJ » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:53 am

solvess's next post:

You know, I really am a retard...
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Postby ikensall » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:06 pm

RJ wrote:solvess's next post:

You know, I really am a retard...


That is also really fucking obvious. :godwin:
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Postby solvess » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:55 pm

stubby wrote:
solvess wrote:Of course I will get no recognition for stating this first.

We all agreed on this several years before you first signed up, so no, probably not. You're also not going to get credit for discovering gravity or deciding that Lego is better than Mega Bloks or anything else that's totally fucking obvious.


but I didn't say those things first...
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:30 pm

AAAHHH HE SAID IT!
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Postby Greenkey15 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:26 pm

Soccer is a bunch of lean men handling a ball without using their hands, flopping all over the ground when they get hit, and generally just being whiny assholes all over a field.

American Football is a bunch of well-muscled Olympians lining up and beating the shit out of each other until the lines are broken and the offense takes the field. It's played out much more like a battle than any other sport. Fights breaking out is the fucking point of football. Saying that men tackling each other is not manly is like saying that fighting is not manly.

Baseball could possibly be the least manly sport. However, if the rules are changed so that it's a bunch of guys with baseball bats beating the crap out of each other while the pitchers snipe people with baseballs going 90 miles per hour, then it would me manlier than both combined. Weapons make everything manlier.
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Postby Greenkey15 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:56 pm

Silverdream wrote:Soccer is a manly sport. Mostly because of the riots and whatnot.

Those have to do with whining, though. American football is all about beating each other up for no other reason than the other team looks different from you.
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Postby Keldoclock » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:54 pm

Soccer, while perhaps not MANLY, is a good sport in that it provides decent exercise and few injuries when not at a professional level.


IE: Football was made for stadiums and fans and television.
Soccer was made for backyards and you can get a game going with like 3-4 people to a team and it'll be really srs shit.


EDIT: Russian soccer is pretty manly, as it consists of some pretty intricate technique and kicking a ball up 200+ feet into the air as a 10 year old seems quite manly. Also theres a lot of swearing(in russian) which adds the manlyness of swearing and the manlyness of being russian into the equation.
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Postby Greenkey15 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:29 am

Silverdream wrote:I like your style Mr. "Riots are for whiners" But american football isn't too manly. I mean you could play rugby once, and your back could be fucked for life. It's not the same with football.

Why can't both be manly? There is a potentially infinite amount of manliness in this world. Plus, I think everyone can agree that Brikwars is the manliest game out there.
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Postby RJ » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:48 am

Greenkey15 wrote:Baseball could possibly be the least manly sport.


Wrong. You forgot Cricket. The people wear every piece of protection possible, wear white v neck jumpers and most of the professionals can't actually play the sport.
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Postby ikensall » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:11 am

I think people just play cricket to go around afterwards
hitting people with cricket bats,
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Postby RJ » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:16 am

No, no they don't.

Apparently hitting people with cricket bats is 'assault' and 'against the law'
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:44 pm

Really? Anyone here ever read the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy?
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Postby stubby » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:25 pm

solvess wrote:but I didn't say those things first...

All right, there's only so many times you can miss a point that badly before I just can't take it anymore. Banned again.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:13 pm

Silverdream wrote:
stubby wrote:
solvess wrote:but I didn't say those things first...

All right, there's only so many times you can miss a point that badly before I just can't take it anymore. Banned again.

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Postby piltogg » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:51 pm

I can't believe a thread I started with like one sentence of subject matter got like 5 pages worth of comments...
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