Procreating with peoples moms and being a Forum dood is proving far too slow for increasing the number of subjects I can influence and brainwash, I'll have to step up my plan if I have any chance of taking over the world.
I'm working on my GURPS setting and am just finished with the background of a matriarchal society of swamp-dwelling horned humanoid hunter/gatherer nomads with odd mating habits.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.