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Postby Bragallot » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:23 am

No, most people don't, but occasionally you see one or two, usually not with their head splattered across the streets. The helmets look so stupid I want to laugh at them, but I never do because well, I can't blame 'em.

In the stupid deaths department, that guy that drank oil and then vomited on his campfire, causing the flames to run up the oil and burn him to death, really made me laugh. He was celebrating the fact he'd just robbed a bank, in case you were wondering.
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Postby Alex » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:18 am

One of my favorite darwin awards is the guy who made a homemade bungee cord by taping squid tentacles together. The cord was 80ft long but the bridge he jumped off of was 70 ft.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:30 pm

Back on topic.
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Postby OneEye589 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:42 pm

He was from Parish, which is right down the road from me. I am not surprised.
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Postby mgb519 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:53 pm

Some guy in some hellishly cold place rode a snowmobile without wearing a helmet and crashed into a signpost holding up a helmet safety sign.
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