Drei Allianz!

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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Falk » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:45 am

@Vami: Does that mean that you're joining the TA?
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:04 am

Zupponn wrote:I find it funny that this thread is all talk and little to no follow through.


Trust me, in my case, there will be follow through. I'm just trying to gauge if / how I can incorporate TA factions in my battles, not to mention get some ideas for scenarios. This stuff doesn't invent itself you know ;)
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:32 pm

Report: The takeover of Bohem has been stalled. The Brits have proven themselves to be worthy enemies. However, the war is not lost yet.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby piltogg » Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:50 pm

I'll get to IRL third alliance stuff once all the QOP stuff is done.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Whiteagle » Fri Aug 24, 2012 4:53 pm

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stubby wrote:That's not a plot twist, everyone knows that a virus story only ever ends one way. The surprise is in what kind of apocalypse it causes - zombies? Super mutants? Mind-controlled alien slaves? Etc.

Of course, this being BrikWars, the answer ends up being "all of the above" eventually.

Spiders.

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Would be funny if such a yellow virus turned the Bugs into Minifigs...

piltogg wrote:R.E. equality: The third alliance is not about equality. IT is about the strong dominating the weak. Evolution and progress are our greatest tenants. This brings us to:

R.E. peaches and other racial minorites: While it is true that the vast majority of peaches are inferior to the members of the aryan race, it's also possible that a few of them have very meritous qualities (such as the one who presumably invented the shield generators in question) Thus, people like peaches should be allowed to compete and participate in normal society. However, what is NOT acceptable is the inter-mixing of races. As a strong race combined with a weak race will result in a fig who is only half-strong, and forever more his bloodline will be tainted and he will never again be able to rise up to the level of the strong-race. So bassically, what this means for us, is that peaches may be involved with TA society, but must live in segregated communities, where there is no chance that they will mate with yellows.

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piltogg wrote:R.E. robot monkey, you are now at the rank directly bellow robot-building guy until ideals have been realigned.

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Wait... I AM the robot-building guy?

...Makes a little sense, since Briktoid is led by the Programs with the highest command scores...
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:00 pm

Dude... Aren't you aware that you build robots? Do you take drugs before going on a MOC-parade? :| If that's the case, you can be the Goering of the Alliance.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:28 pm

Piltogg - AdolfusHitler
Whiteaagle - Goering
Robotmonkey - Bormann
Silverdream - Himmler
Colette - Goebbels
Bragallot - Rommel

Everyone else? I don't know.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:51 pm

Now I know why the Nazis lost.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Whiteagle » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:00 pm

Bragallot wrote:Dude... Aren't you aware that you build robots? Do you take drugs before going on a MOC-parade? :| If that's the case, you can be the Goering of the Alliance.

Well I wasn't sure if he was in character or out of character... and there are a LOT of people who do Robots...
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Colette » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:06 pm

I'm Goebbels? Cool! Time for some good ol' propoganda.

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(Translation: Kill a peach a day to keep the doctors (us) away. It was done with Google Translate so somebody who actually speaks German will probably lecture me on how wrong it is.)
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:05 pm

My German isn't perfect, but I think a day is zum Tag.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:40 pm

Bragallot wrote:My German isn't perfect, but I think a day is zum Tag.


Wait, I thought you were a German who was raised in Germany? My next guess is that you're German-Belgian.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Bragallot » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:58 pm

I'm Belgian and my grandfather fought in the mighty Belgian resistance, but I have a healthy respect for Germans because they're awesome on pretty much all regards and Germany has very little to do with Nazism, as much as it is the one big thing we remember right now it is only a small part of their history in the bigger scheme of things, things such as the fact they kept the Ottomans from overrunning Europe are often forgotten.

Part of Belgium is German-speaking and we do learn it at school.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:29 pm

Canada's genocide of the Aboriginal peoples>Piltogg Germany's genocide.
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Re: Drei Allianz!

Postby Colette » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:41 pm

More propaganda, this time featuring actual lego figs (yes, I finished my big test, and yes, the picture is from Peach Massacre Round two):

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(Rough Translation: The only good peach...is a dead peach.

Kill peaches :zig: );
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