I was once an atheist Sunday School Teacher helping out, and then I became head of the department... I taught morals, not religion but the church was desperate, lets face it, they'd have to have been. Bwah-hahahahahahahahahahaha!.. I even directed an alternate nativity play. The shame!
What?.. What does any of that have to do with anything?.. I've been drinking, fuck you and your reason pish.






