August 13-14th Hudson Valley Airsoft Op: Merida II AAR

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Postby OneEye589 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:44 pm

*experience :rtfm:
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Postby Ham701 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:49 pm

One Eye, have you considered a career in education?
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Postby OneEye589 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:53 pm

I can only deal with stupidity for so long. Luckily the computer screen keeps me from smacking people across the head.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:08 am

OneEye589 wrote:I can only deal with stupidity for so long. Luckily the computer screen keeps me from smacking people across the head.

I laughed. That is probably the reason why there are so few good teachers around.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:48 am

Some of the best teachers I had hit kids with stuff. Chalk, erasers, tennis balls, test tubes, sponges, etc.
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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:28 am

I have a science teacher who owns all of the Thinkgeek virus plushies, and if you don't pay attention to him when he's teaching, he throws one at you and says:"HA! Now you have Ebola!" or something like that. The best part is when he ALWAYS throws the Herpes plushie at the obvious slut.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:31 am

People would fall asleep in my math class in middle school and the teacher would stop, pick up a tennis ball from his desk, and throw it at their head.
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Postby spartan117 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:09 pm

i just have one thing i want to make sure raz understands. i pay for every cent of my airsoft stuff. i work nine to five doing crap so i can buy good airsoft (G&G, echo 1,) and all the upgrades. and no im not rich, right now my family is living with my grandparents because we lost are house for the second time now. so don't you dare say im some rich snob. and yes airsoft can and do shoot that far, it has to do with the barrel, compression, spring,hop-up bucking, and BB. my custom made ma5c shot a guy through a window at 150-130 feet

....man she has huge tits. and what is she standing in front of? it looks like some kind of shopping kart with junk in it...
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:00 am

OneEye589 wrote:People would fall asleep in my math class in middle school and the teacher would stop, pick up a tennis ball from his desk, and throw it at their head.

My chemistry teacher blasted someone with a fire extinguisher full on because she was late.
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Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:22 pm

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Postby White Nun » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:57 pm

spartan117 wrote:
....man she has huge tits. and what is she standing in front of? it looks like some kind of shopping kart with junk in it...


I'm a little concerned that she might catch cold :wink:

When I was a kiddie all we had were pop gun type guns that fired corks.

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Some of the better ones had quite powerful springs in them and they could be persuaded to fire a certain type of hard round seed that grew on a tree in the neighbourhood. Boy did they sting if you got hit.
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Postby BFenix » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:10 pm

All I heard was *blah blah blah* women and then realizing that Razgriz still doesn't know what paragraphs are.
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Postby White Nun » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:36 pm

BFenix wrote:All I heard was *blah blah blah* women and then realizing that Razgriz still doesn't know what paragraphs are.


The dangers of amphetamines. A classic example.
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Postby Silverdream » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:37 pm

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BFenix wrote:All I heard was *blah blah blah* women and then realizing that Razgriz still doesn't know what paragraphs are.


The dangers of amphetamines. A classic example.


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Postby spartan117 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:56 pm

I got to hold a minigun once, but it was like 50 pounds so it didint have very much use unless mounted on a vehicle. but it did shoot like 50 rps at 400 fps.... :D
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