by Keldoclock » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:00 pm
You are an absolute moron if you purchase a desktop Apple product.
The phones are great, (by extention the ipods, which are the same bloody thing), and the netbooks/notebooks/laptops/fuckingwhatevers are decent, and will serve well if you need to use some of the development software, like Ableton, that are apple-exclusive.
The desktops are shit. Build your own, put Linux on it, and Windows in a virtual machine for videogames, and your wallet and brain will thank you.
A Portuguese woman had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. "Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the Portuguese chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the Portuguese began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

stubby wrote:omg noob, balrogs are maiars too, don't you know anything