I'm going to pay an asian dude...

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I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Tzan » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:27 am

... to stick his finger up my ass today.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Keldoclock » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:41 am

You have fun with that!
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Postby Natalya » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:47 am

Wat the fack.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Cakeman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:42 pm

Asians are the best - smaller fingers. (Females are also ok... :warhead: )
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Tzan » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:59 pm

Ok, back from the doctor.

As a reward for being brave I stopped at Wahlburgers on the way home.
It was ok.

http://wahlburgers.com/
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:16 pm

Marky Mark's got a restaurant?

Meanwhile while I was in the hospital and all fucked up on stupid amounts of morphine, I too had to have an asian man jam his finger up my ass. Of course, this was due to the insane constipation leaving a humongous immovable turd-ball in my system, not for prostate health or "just for kicks" as I have the sneaking suspicion this may have been for.
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Postby Tzan » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:30 pm

Yeah its located just less than a mile from my place and right across the street from their first restaurant.
http://almanovehingham.com/
His brother is a chef.

When I was on percoset for my kidney stone and later for the surgery it messed me up a bit, but didn't require extreme measures.
I must remember to drink more water.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:51 pm

I am beginning to notice a pattern betwene Tzan, Asians and Asses . . . anyone else seeing this too? :trollception:
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:18 pm

Percoset's a little constipating, but what was really messing with me was being plugged into a machine that was constantly feeding me dilauded and morphine. I had this awesome little button which I could press about every ten minutes or so to pump me up with more drugs.
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:45 pm

Tzan wrote:Yeah its located just less than a mile from my place and right across the street from their first restaurant.

I was still thinking about your doctor's office at this point.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Keldoclock » Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:11 pm

Drug button! :dog:

Hydration is of key importance to keeping your body running well. I have a 27 oz stainless steel water bottle that is pretty much always within 5 feet of my person, from which I drink as I feel the need and refill whenever convenient.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Insert_blank » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:17 am

My dad is a big water drinker and he always told us kids to drink 3 or 4 liters of water every day or at least until you pee clear. He's a fifth grade teacher and he says he does have to run to the bathroom a lot which is annoying considering his job but he has much more energy than most of the teachers at his school and he's been working there for 30 years (2nd longest term employee) so he must be onto something with that.

I also drink a lot of water when I'm teaching and every break I'm in the bathroom but I do feel really healthy when I drink lots of water. especially if you're on medication you need to be drinking more water. Buy a big water bottle with a clip and start carrying it around with you everywhere and anytime you want to take a sip just go for it. You can always fill it up again.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby mgb519 » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:17 am

Also, be sure not to drink deionized water. It shortens your life span. Go for ionized instead.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:02 am

I just drink tap water. LIVIN ON THE EDGE!
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Postby mgb519 » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:58 am

Well for all you know, the water in china could be less sanitary than your nice, clean, regulated water.
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