I'm going to pay an asian dude...

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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:34 pm

Drinking tap water. 100% chance I'm going to die.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby mgb519 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:51 pm

Maybe if I never drink water, I can have a 0% chance of dying? That'd be pretty neat.
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That's what Hitler said,
in 1938.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:11 pm

You try it first. I will follow.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:48 pm

Also don't eat anything ever because everything contains preservatives. And don't breathe because the air is polluted with smog. And always stay in a lead bunker because there are all kinds of radio waves being sent around.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby mgb519 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:08 pm

Also, oxygen may be mildly toxic anyway.
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Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Keldoclock » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:44 pm

aoffan23 wrote:And always stay in a lead bunker because there are all kinds of radio waves being sent around.


Use uranium instead, to prevent lead poisoning.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby aoffan23 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:01 pm

Keldoclock wrote:
aoffan23 wrote:And always stay in a lead bunker because there are all kinds of radio waves being sent around.


Use uranium instead, to prevent lead poisoning.


But then use lead in case of radioactive uranium isotopes.

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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby mgb519 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:31 pm

Use granite. Then replace the granite with titanium because radon, and because titanium acts as a radiation sponge. Then replace said titanium, because it's rare and you probably had to sell all the organs of everyone in your hometown to get it.
On second thought, just shoot yourself now so that you're more awesome than life.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Keldoclock » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:42 pm

aoffan23 wrote:But then use lead in case of radioactive uranium isotopes.

:trollception:


Calculated statements for maximum :troll:.

Ideally for bunker design you would have reinforced concrete lined with lead or depleted uranium on either side and in the middle, depleted uranium being far superior. You may want to use layers of the concrete with steel and insulation between them, so as to conserve heat in the bunker as well as protect against bunker-buster missiles.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby OneEye589 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:25 am

You mean my 6 foot hole in the back yard lined with wood isn't going to work?
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby mgb519 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:15 am

Depends. Is it pressure treated?
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby Tzan » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:37 am

Chemicals used in pressure treating are toxic.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby mgb519 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:47 pm

Tzan wrote:Chemicals used in pressure treating are toxic.

Precisely. Arsenic, for example.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby aoffan23 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:06 pm

But if it isn't pressure-treated, then you run a much higher risk of getting sphincters, or sawdust in your eyes and throat. It might also attract termites.

On top of that, you are in danger of falling down the hole by accident, so create a raised lip around it. But that gives you something to run into by accident, so take it down.
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Re: I'm going to pay an asian dude...

Postby OneEye589 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:18 pm

It's made of balsa wood.
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