Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

[Bragallot]

Metal is law. Booze is judge.

I'm not even involved in this discussion but I have to step in and enforce that.

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and I'm not even a drinker

Alternately, Manly Santa stands ready to swoop down and execute the Trattorian parliament members at a whim. While blasting metal music and pumping them full of maniac beer of course.

[IVhorseman]

We are also concerned that the rights to fudge, be unreasonable, and cause explosions could be exploited by anoraks, assqueeriouses, and pedos.

And how can you go against fudge? it's the main ingredient of Brikwars! In fact, fudge is Anorak medicine!

[Bragallot]

[mgb519]

M.A.S.S. moves that disputes be solved with steel cage deathmatches. This will weed out all the weaklings over time, thereby ensuring a better tomorrow.

[Zupponn]

The ZMC motions for a nuking of all anti-metal and anti-alcohol nations.

[Whiteagle]

The Coalition Puts forth that we punch the Traitorian delegate and steal their lunch money.

"Seconded, we are rather famished."

M.A.S.S. moves that disputes be solved with steel cage deathmatches. This will weed out all the weaklings over time, thereby ensuring a better tomorrow.

"Seconded, on the same grounds as our previous statement."

[Colette]

The ZMC motions for a nuking of all anti-metal and anti-alcohol nations.

Trattorian Delegation: We happen to believe that while these distractions grant more raw energy and passion in battle, teaching our soldiers to stay focused and tend to their jobs ultimately leads to more satisfying and larger-scale destruction. After conquests and wars and other serious business are done though we're all for it in one giant rock'in vodka party. We don't disapprove of metal and beer entirely: we are just concerned making it a mini fig right will enable our troops to pull the military's ass for some and hurt its strength and readiness. Also, those things cost money, and will significantly damage the Trattorian economy if we are required to comply with those as rights.

[IVhorseman]

But drunk

[dilanski]

The ZMC motions for a nuking of all anti-metal and anti-alcohol nations.

Trattorian Delegation: We happen to believe that while these distractions grant more raw energy and passion in battle, teaching our soldiers to stay focused and tend to their jobs ultimately leads to more satisfying and larger-scale destruction. After conquests and wars and other serious business are done though we're all for it in one giant rock'in vodka party. We don't disapprove of metal and beer entirely: we are just concerned making it a mini fig right will enable our troops to pull the military's ass for some and hurt its strength and readiness. Also, those things cost money, and will significantly damage the Trattorian economy if we are required to comply with those as rights.

How can we move forward into a new age of murder and bloodshed, when the Trattorians are getting pissy over having to pay their own bar-tab? I'd take a pissed up sniper over 20 trained marksman any day, the drunk guy is most likely to cause the most mayhem. As we all know, in brik-wars the moral victory is most important and that moral victory goes to who makes the most awesome explosions and kills more people in the funniest ways.

[Keldoclock]

But drunk

Fix'd.

[Falk]

The ZMC motions for a nuking of all anti-metal and anti-alcohol nations.

Trattorian Delegation: We happen to believe that while these distractions grant more raw energy and passion in battle, teaching our soldiers to stay focused and tend to their jobs ultimately leads to more satisfying and larger-scale destruction. After conquests and wars and other serious business are done though we're all for it in one giant rock'in vodka party. We don't disapprove of metal and beer entirely: we are just concerned making it a mini fig right will enable our troops to pull the military's ass for some and hurt its strength and readiness. Also, those things cost money, and will significantly damage the Trattorian economy if we are required to comply with those as rights.

How can we move forward into a new age of murder and bloodshed, when the Trattorians are getting pissy over having to pay their own bar-tab? I'd take a pissed up sniper over 20 trained marksman any day, the drunk guy is most likely to cause the most mayhem. As we all know, in brik-wars the moral victory is most important and that moral victory goes to who makes the most awesome explosions and kills more people in the funniest ways.

Seconded

[Colette]

We would like to remind the Praetorian delegation that most funny deaths and explosions happen due to the power of koincidence. That being said, we want our military to be perceived as unstoppable, badass machines of death. Funny things will happen with or without alcohol while simultaneously our soldiers will be able to pull off more awesome feats instead of stumbling around and missing all of his shots (think ending up like Prince Vinambre from Brag's recent forum battle. Definitely not good)

[dilanski]

We would like to remind the Praetorian delegation that most funny deaths and explosions happen due to the power of koincidence. That being said, we want our military to be perceived as unstoppable, badass machines of death. Funny things will happen with or without alcohol while simultaneously our soldiers will be able to pull off more awesome feats instead of stumbling around and missing all of his shots (think ending up like Prince Vinambre from Brag's recent forum battle. Definitely not good)

We would also like to remind the Trattorian delegation that their mini-figs morale would be greatly improved by the frequent piss-up.

[stubby]

That being said, we want our military to be perceived as conquerors who will outlaw booze, metal, and anything else that minifigs love, just to be dicks. Funny things will happen when our opponents panic at the possibility of this horrible fate while simultaneously our soldiers will have no fear of death because they have nothing to live for.

Fix'd

"TRATTORIA: FUN TIME IS OVER"

[Silverdream]

Bavaria recognizes the necessity of both booze and patriotic german marching songs with death metal thrown in.

The Silvarian Empire motions for care packages containing booze and a variety of metal cds to be sent to Trattoria.