Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Zupponn » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:53 pm

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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Keldoclock » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:11 pm

For the longest time I thought a score was ten, not twenty. It seems Brikwars can teach us things after all!
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Bragallot » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:15 pm

Please tell me he's going to axe the entire Twilight cast.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby mgb519 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:21 pm

We can hope.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby BFenix » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:22 pm

Why not just make a movie about Zombie Lincoln? It would guarantee our ticket.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Bragallot » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:08 am

BFenix wrote:Why not just make a movie about Zombie Lincoln? It would guarantee our ticket.


All 30 of us!

Zombie Lincoln is actually scheduled to be the sequel after Abraham gets himself bitten at the end of this movie.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Alex » Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:07 pm

Entity001 wrote: Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter should be a hero in someone's army. Anyone...?

I could add him to my futuristic US army. It could use some more heroes.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:46 am

Alex wrote:
Entity001 wrote: Abraham Lincoln the Vampire Hunter should be a hero in someone's army. Anyone...?

I could add him to my futuristic US army. It could use some more heroes.


What, have you guys forgotten about Zombie Lincoln already? Fie! I'm going to see this movie and just pretend that that's him, because.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Keldoclock » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:51 am

You would think that zombies and vampires would get along, seeing as they have a common prey and non-mutually exclusive goals.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby morganm » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:18 pm

My wife and I saw the poster at the theater last time we saw a movie and literally LOL at it. Then she saw the trailer online and was like "OK lets go see it..." I like a lot of Tim Burton's work so at least it's got that going for it. I think if you go into it expecting pretty much what it is... pointless mayhem... it will be enjoyable. I don't have high expectations for movies anymore so I'm rarely disappointed =P
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:14 pm

Anyone else Johnny Cash's "when the man comes around" playing in the trailer?
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby Tzan » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:18 pm

Great song.
Nice usage at the end of Generation Kill on HBO.
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Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Postby NapalmKing » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:03 pm

As for the people saying make Vampire slaying lincon a Hero there is only 1 possible outcome.
Both Zombie and VS Lincon will have a duel to the death
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