AMERICA DAY

[Ross_Varn]

Look at those Canadians up there with that unintelligible title and crazy Euro-hipster measurement systems. Well, that's quite enough of that- because guess what today is, boys?

IT'S FREAKING FOURTH OF JULY, ROSS.



IF YOU'RE NOT CELEBRATING TODAY THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY

NOT AN AMERICAN

YEAH

I'm sure there'll be some interesting stories today from us US-borne Brikwarriors, probably involving stupid antics and the gosh-darned home-grown freedom to make pretty explosions in your backyard. So do regale us with fascinating tales!

On that subject, this was from last year's festivities, involving a Best-Loc tank that Darth and I had bought one set of and wrestled with for the rest of our childhoods. We finally found all the pieces, put it together- kinda- and shoved the whole thing full of firecrackers or something and lit it on fire.



Made for a pretty spectacle, at least. PURGE THE NEGA it did feel good to get rid of it. I think I showed this off when it actually happened, making it less relevant but oh well.

[Blitzen]

The Fourth of July: most creatively-named holiday since Cinco de Mayo.

[Silverdream]

Without America we would all be speaking English, German five times over, Russian, Japanese, or possibly even Arabic.

Thank you all for saving the world. Feel free to come to my homeland where I will wait on you hand and foot like the Dutch do to us Canucks(legitamite offer).

[501stCadians]

I laugh at your decadent Western ways.

Behind you lies Canada! The paradise of the proletariat.
Free of excess, devoted to the cause.
Look at the strength and power of...

Grab him!
*runs off with Ross*

[The Shadowscythe]

I thought I had told you guys you didn't know how to run your shitty little country any more, so I had taken it unto my rule.

Today is the fourth of Scythe day dumbasses, and you can all report to the mandatory Warhead-Shafting facilities at quarter to skullfuck and take a deep manly dick in your arses.

Either that or report in for offworld mining - your choice.

[Keldoclock]

FUCK YEAH I BECAME AN AMERICAN CITIZEN YESTERDAY!

[Ross_Varn]

FUCK YEAH I BECAME AN AMERICAN CITIZEN YESTERDAY!

See? This is the best way to celebrate American freedom!

Important question, you Canucks- WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

AMERICA'S SYMBOL OF FREEDOM?


OR A BEAR?


Wait- actually nevermind forget that have a picture of some FREEDOM



But Ross that doesn't look like freedom it looks like some crappy photostock SHUT UP IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE

[Colette]

Eagle would win because he could just drop pebbles on the bear from a safe altitude.

(basically how we fight the wars in the middle east)

[Thesson]

Yay! It's the fourth of July but I can't launch fireworks... Ah well. Next stop, Utah!

[IX_Legion]

236 years ago today, some upstart colonists did the unthinkable... They gave the most powerful country in the world (or if not the most powerful, close to it) the finger, and then proceeded to build a country, army, and navy from nothing and beat said most-or-almost-most-powerful-country-in-the-world.











Hell yeah, America!

FUN FACT: Ben Franklin wanted the national bird to be the turkey, not the bald eagle!

[Natalya]

Aw shit I'm in Canada. LOL

[501stCadians]

Aw shit I'm in Canada. LOL

It's ok, because Canada is better.

[Silverdream]

Eagle would win because he could just drop pebbles on the bear from a high altitude.

Wat. Have you ever hunted a bear? They need a lot more than rocks to be killed.

The USA may be a cultural wasteland that drinks milk banned by the Canadian Medical Association, but if Canada, Scotland, Britain and the commonwealth are destroyed, it could be an okay place to pledge loyalties to.

Also, remember when you lost a war to Mormons? I do.

[Ham701]

I thought I had told you guys you didn't know how to run your shitty little country any more, so I had taken it unto my rule.

Today is the fourth of Scythe day dumbasses, and you can all report to the mandatory Warhead-Shafting facilities at quarter to skullfuck and take a deep metal dick in your arses.

Either that or report in for offworld mining - your choice.

At least we can get jobs here in Amerika, amirite amirite?

[Thesson]

No.