She really hates fishing and said no she didn't want to go but what were the alternatives.
I said well, if she don't want to go that's fine but she'd have to chose between giving me a blow job or taking it up the arse.
She said the last time I took her up the arse it hurt, so she'd settle for blowing me.
I said that was fine so she got to work. When she'd finished she said it tasted like shit.
I said yeah, the damn dog didn't want to go either...
