THE PONIY THREAD

[stubby]

A problem is poseability, but I should be able to pit my blind bag penises against my Bavarian Reuzenmacht using Arkbrik's rules later today.

Wait, what are Arkbrik's rules?

[Predator]

A problem is poseability, but I should be able to pit my blind bag penises against my Bavarian Reuzenmacht using Arkbrik's rules later today.

Wait, what are Arkbrik's rules?

Also, I don't have any merch because they don't sell that much ponys here, Only a pink celestia that is as big as an AC. . I am looking to buy some blindbagz later but that would be a 2 hour drive. FUCK MY LIFE.

[Predator]

Ask and you shall receive.

Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
20 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"

Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)

Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
20 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

Kamikaze: (+1 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 1d10 Explosive damage.

Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
9 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

[Keldoclock]

My favorite penis is Bill.

He's even got stats already!

[Predator]

Those aren't brikwars stats, and because I don't play magic, I don't even know what it should do.

FYI we are talking about the show Frienship is Magic.
That means these...

Not these.

[Silverdream]

You have Ass Burgers. It's official.

[Predator]

You have Ass Burgers. It's official.

I'd say something about trolling here, but it was already mentioned by someone in thunderdumb that:

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=Silva
Silva=

[Kalvinator]

Well, didn't know this was here... Anyways, I finally decided to watch the show after being neutral on the subject for a while. The straw that broke the camels back was finding out Steven Colbert, Gaben, and Notch were all bronies. I'm still only on season one, but, so far its great! My favorite is Fluttershy, if that subject is still continuing. Glad I found one of my favorite sites has a pwny subsection.

[Silverdream]

You mean r/mylittlepony? Because Brikwars is about to have a brwnie riot.

[Kalvinator]

You mean r/mylittlepony? Because Brikwars is about to have a brwnie riot.

What do you mean riot? And I meant here.

[Silverdream]

I mean looting, violence, chaos, flaming, forumwide bans, graffiti, cars being flipped, and all sorts of discord.

[Colette]

My favorite penis is Bill.

New sig time?

Anyway silva I want to see the pwnies get massacred by the Bavarians. Tell me how it goes so I can pit my Trattorians against them in the future.

[aoffan23]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVfidujxRg

[Predator]

You mean r/mylittlepony? Because Brikwars is about to have a brwnie riot.

What do you mean riot? And I meant here.

Shit yeah! Another Brony! I'll hereby give you commanding officers rights to form or convert and army into pro-pwny, and you'll be aided by us. Resources on their way! (We have loads of that shit, Unicorns (maybe filter to unicr0ns) spawning stuff is an advantage in being pro-pwny.

[Silverdream]

Now now, most of the Bronies on here are progressive, as well as the resident pegasister which means they don't have to shove their beliefs down other peoples throats. Predator got us into this mess for being so aggressive. I will troll everyone to fix this situation.