THE PONIY THREAD

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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby stubby » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:11 pm

Silverdream wrote:A problem is poseability, but I should be able to pit my blind bag penises against my Bavarian Reuzenmacht using Arkbrik's rules later today.

Wait, what are Arkbrik's rules?
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Predator » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:30 pm

stubby wrote:
Silverdream wrote:A problem is poseability, but I should be able to pit my blind bag penises against my Bavarian Reuzenmacht using Arkbrik's rules later today.

Wait, what are Arkbrik's rules?

Also, I don't have any merch because they don't sell that much ponys here, Only a pink celestia that is as big as an AC. :( . I am looking to buy some blindbagz later but that would be a 2 hour drive. FUCK MY LIFE.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Predator » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:30 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Ask and you shall receive.

Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
20 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"

Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)

Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
20 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

Kamikaze: (+1 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 1d10 Explosive damage.

Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
9 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC
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SirCheese wrote:I will be neutral. (Cuz I don't want to make enemies)


Get Him!!!! :fist:


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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Keldoclock » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:09 pm

My favorite penis is Bill.

He's even got stats already!

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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Predator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:12 am

Those aren't brikwars stats, and because I don't play magic, I don't even know what it should do.

FYI we are talking about the show Frienship is Magic.
That means these...
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Get Him!!!! :fist:


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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:00 am

You have Ass Burgers. It's official.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Predator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:23 am

Silverdream wrote:You have Ass Burgers. It's official.

I'd say something about trolling here, but it was already mentioned by someone in thunderdumb that:
:troll: = :trollception:
:trollception: =Silva
Silva= :troll:
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Get Him!!!! :fist:


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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Kalvinator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:26 pm

Well, didn't know this was here... Anyways, I finally decided to watch the show after being neutral on the subject for a while. The straw that broke the camels back was finding out Steven Colbert, Gaben, and Notch were all bronises. I'm still only on season one, but, so far its great! My favorite is Fluttershy, if that subject is still continuing. Glad I found one of my favorite sites has a pwny subsection.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:32 pm

You mean r/mylittlepony? Because Brikwars is about to have a brwnie riot.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Kalvinator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:36 pm

Silverdream wrote:You mean r/mylittlepony? Because Brikwars is about to have a brwnie riot.

What do you mean riot? And I meant here.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:41 pm

I mean looting, violence, chaos, flaming, forumwide bans, graffiti, cars being flipped, and all sorts of discord.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Colette » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:40 pm

Keldoclock wrote:My favorite penis is Bill.


New sig time?

Anyway silva I want to see the pwnies get massacred by the Bavarians. Tell me how it goes so I can pit my Trattorians against them in the future.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby aoffan23 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:56 pm

Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.



I agree with Warhead.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Predator » Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:37 am

Kalvinator wrote:
Silverdream wrote:You mean r/mylittlepony? Because Brikwars is about to have a brwnie riot.

What do you mean riot? And I meant here.

Shit yeah! Another bronis! I'll hereby give you commanding officers rights to form or convert and army into pro-pwny, and you'll be aided by us. Resources on their way! (We have loads of that shit, Unicorns (maybe filter to unicr0ns) spawning stuff is an advantage in being pro-pwny.
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SirCheese wrote:I will be neutral. (Cuz I don't want to make enemies)


Get Him!!!! :fist:


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And fall in love with my flying perfection
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Sonic Rainbooms
All over my sky.
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Re: THE PONIY THREAD

Postby Silverdream » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:11 am

Now now, most of the bronises on here are progressive, as well as the resident pegasister which means they don't have to shove their beliefs down other peoples throats. Predator got us into this mess for being so aggressive. I will troll everyone to fix this situation.
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