THE PONIY THREAD

[piltogg]

I would not fuck lego girls.. as they do not have asses, and they have man-bodies. upon further inspection I have decided the sex appeal of penises exists because they look like their entire bodies are squishy.

[Silverdream]

I would not fuck lego girls.. as they do not have asses, and they have man-bodies. upon further inspection I have decided the sex appeal of penises exists because they look like their entire bodies are squishy.

I read an article about it, which also mentioned why anime girls are also sexually attractive.

The reasons as I remember:

-Long hair. We have evolved to see long hair as both healthy and feminine, which is why it's attractive.
-Facial symmetry.
-Large eyes.
-Very nice plots(or asses for the layman)

I can't remember the rest of the article or the reasons, but it's backed up by science.

I honestly think the reason I like it so much is because it makes me happy. Whenever I see something messed up or start hearing things I just put on an episode, and whenever I feel socially anxious, I watch Hurricane Fluttershy.

[Colette]

I would not fuck lego girls.. as they do not have asses, and they have man-bodies. upon further inspection I have decided the sex appeal of penises exists because they look like their entire bodies are squishy.

So your argument goes, you wouldn't fuck a lego girl for having a blocky body, but you would fuck a pwny for having a horse body?

This thread should now be about sexually-attractive lego minifigs.

[Warhead]

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[piltogg]

they look nothing like real horses. and why yes silva, that does seem to make sense. It could also be the law of cuteness coming in: The cuter something is, the more horrible it's going to be when they get brutally snuggled. Which for me is good, because I am a sadist.

[Warhead]

[Silverdream]

[Colette]

I recommend the International Committee of Weights and Measures revise the value of the SI base unit for mánliness, the piltogg. In particular, I propose the new standard be based off of Warhead's or BFenix's manliness level.

[Silverdream]

I vote Piltogg is still the metric unit of manliyness, however the unit is now smaller than it used to be.

Example: Cpt. Zipps with a piltogg ranking of 0.33 is now 3.30 piltoggs.

[Colette]

I vote Piltogg is still the metric unit of manliyness, however the unit is now smaller than it used to be.

Example: Cpt. Zipps with a piltogg ranking of 0.33 is now 3.30 piltoggs.

OK. So now the current weight of a piltogg is now one-tenth of the value of an old piltogg.

[Silverdream]

Alternatively, in light of his manliy deeds in the past, we could make it 9/10ths.

[Silverdream]

Actually, the more I think about the manliyer piltogg is.

Piltogg wants to corrupt the innocent through pain. His libido is so mighty it cannot be held down by traditional beliefs, and he wants to hurt pwnies in a way BFenix wouldn't even think of.

Then again, snuggle.

[piltogg]

I never claimed to be a manly person, that whole thing was based off a single post like four years ago that rayhawk was using to troll me with that then expanded into becoming a part of our literature like the vast majority of other things from that particular period of time for no apparent reason. I call it "the golden age of the forums".

[Colette]

The International Committee for Weights and Measures recommends that the base metric unit for mänliness be determined using the mänliness of BFenix from this point forward, and that the name of the base unit be changed to reflect this.

[Silverdream]

No.