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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:20 am
by Thyclaine
A derringer?

Sweet Jesus, all my dreams have come true.

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:58 pm
by Rayhawk
Thyclaine wrote:all my dreams have come true.
This is almost exactly the line my girlfriend said when she got home from work last Friday.
"It was awesome! Everything I dreamed of came true!"
"I don't think most people dream about that, sweetie."
"Then what are they dreaming about? A bunch of stupid crap! They're missing out on dreams!"
It turns out that everything she'd dreamed of was to see someone wheeled into the trauma ward with major bones broken so badly that they broke through the skin and were pointing in all directions. She was so excited she could barely contain herself.

My friends say we're obviously perfect for each other.

(Did you guys see that this thread was already starting its second page of staying on topic? That's just unsettling. Good thing I got here when I did.)

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:52 pm
by Dr. X
Rayhawk wrote:It turns out that everything she'd dreamed of was to see someone wheeled into the trauma ward with major bones broken so badly that they broke through the skin and were pointing in all directions. She was so excited she could barely contain herself.

My friends say we're obviously perfect for each other.
Yup. I agree, that's one nice find Rayhawk.

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:01 am
by Tarren
Meh, My find's better.
Does YOUR girlfrined like lego profusely Rayhawk? Hmmm?

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:30 am
by ahp77
my floppy penis wrote:Meh, My find's better.
Does YOUR girlfrined like lego profusely Rayhawk? Hmmm?
Who in their right minds doesn't?

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:31 pm
by pesgores
ahp77 wrote:
my floppy penis wrote:Meh, My find's better.
Does YOUR girlfrined like lego profusely Rayhawk? Hmmm?
Who in their right minds doesn't?
Of course.

But does she really?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:24 am
by Dr. X
Rayhawk's Girlfriend IS better than my floppy penis's. Duh. my floppy penis is 13. THIRTEEN.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:37 am
by Tarren
Uhh, ya, i'm pretty sure she does piltogg, I mean pesgores.
And i'm pretty sure my girlfriend is better after today X ;)
Feel free to post any things that may pop up in your mind after you read that.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:38 am
by Dr. X
Pepé Lé Pew.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:41 am
by Tarren
Pew Pew Pew?
How does a skunk come to your mind?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:41 am
by Popchik
OH MY Fucking GOD. I... Am speechless... I love it all. Bravo Will, bravo. I see many a bloody battle with these. And my old girlfriend liked Lego :P

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:44 am
by Tarren
Popchik, thanks for killing the convo. Really, thanks, jackass.

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:49 am
by Popchik
What the hell is a convo?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:54 am
by Tarren
Conversation. That's common knowledge everywhere, Were've you been?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:05 am
by Popchik
Oh, I should have been able to figure that out... anyway, its late, and how did i kill it? I just said something, because I know how much everyone cares what i think about some new trinket (not a damn) so you could just ignore it. I mean it's like i have a huge, blearing signature like SOME people that are posting.