There's this TTS, curser-boy:
The one they are talking about is Microsoft Sam, and if you have a Windows system, you have it.
You open Control Panel (sorry, i don't know the name in English) and then you select Voice. Then you will see the window where you can type whatever you want and Sam will say it for you.
"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, that you can with just a kind word."
- Al Capone
My official post number 1000 was "The whole battle?"