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Postby Scottsamn » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:55 am

Okay, me and my mom are building a huge castle. On the outside it will appear all happy and nice. On the inside, we have far less, welcoming things. I'm looking for suggestions for horrible things to include. Did I mention we plan to use this for the site of a forum battle? So far we have: a disection table that uses an OTC, a cage with a pheonix, a death laser, a full body scanner, and a mega mad scientist switch. we will be including a graveyard and an underground cavern. I just finished a small peice of equipment that sucks the destruction capacity out of its target, to be transfered to many things. And if there is a single "your mom!" joke we will demonstrate our marksmenship capabilities. sorry for the huge post. will post pics upon completion.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:01 am

A minifig grinder would be fun.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:50 am

... :shock:

nuuchk... nnnuuugh... :?


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Right, now that that's out the way, this sounds like a project that could have a high potential for awesomeness. How about good 'ol Cardinal Biggles and the Comfy Chair etc. Or Ironmaiden? The band if not the torture device.
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Postby dilanski » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:05 pm

A Judas Cradle?
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:19 pm

A love swing... :D h'mm, maybe that's just a little too advance for your dungeon though.
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Postby dilanski » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:48 pm

Warhead wrote:A love swing... :D h'mm, maybe that's just a little too advance for your dungeon though.


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Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:49 pm

a ice cream stand that gives grenades disguised as ice cream.

you mom is quite awesome.
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Postby Scottsamn » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:59 pm

I think that that weird thing with the chains wouldn't be to hard to design. the minifig grinder would be quite simple. Any ideas for horrible mad science devices?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:03 pm

Zombie containment room is a must. As is a shaft that leads to said room.
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Postby marro78 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:22 pm

Fill it with fleebnorks, nuff' said.
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Postby OneEye589 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:06 pm

I like that you're doing this with your mom.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:09 pm

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Postby Almighty Benny » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:05 pm

Put a catapult next to the medical ward

any minifig diagnosed with a life threatening illness gets launched at any besieging army

behind the medical ward, put a biolab for creating new strains of super virus

test subjects can come from the castle's elementary school, complete with isolation chambers and one-way glass windows

pretend you came up with these ideas from things you've picked up at school. Your mom will be so proud!
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Postby Scottsamn » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:08 pm

after speaking with my mom, it has been decided that a torture chamber will infact be added to the castle in the back, next to the underground swamp of death (which includes crocidiles and an octopus, possibly more). Also, she abroves of each and every one of you, and is aare of the source of these ideas. she enlightened me as to how to make a comfy chair.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:41 pm

Um. Approves of us? I take it she hasn't met Warhead yet.
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