People stare in horror but he thinks they are jealous. Women snicker and whisper to their friend and he thinks they want him. Oh Hans; if only we all were as courageously delusional this world would be so different!
Ignorance truly is bliss!
Hans Von'Speedo - That guy wearing a speedo who shouldn't...
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by morganm » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:14 pm
Yeah; you know that guy.... he struts around the pool or beach with that molester mustache and look on his face that says it all "damn I think I'm sexy; don't you agree?"
People stare in horror but he thinks they are jealous. Women snicker and whisper to their friend and he thinks they want him. Oh Hans; if only we all were as courageously delusional this world would be so different!
Ignorance truly is bliss!
People stare in horror but he thinks they are jealous. Women snicker and whisper to their friend and he thinks they want him. Oh Hans; if only we all were as courageously delusional this world would be so different!
Ignorance truly is bliss!
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by james+burgundy » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:18 pm
That was just what I thought when I first saw the pictures. Who's been eating dog?OneEye589 wrote:What the hell happened to that dog?
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by morganm » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:02 pm
The beagle =P I tell my kids all the time to keep their shit picked up because either the dog will eat it or the vacuum will eat it!
We have quite a few Lego pieces now with 'battle damage' =)
As a testament to the durability of Legos... even my beagle has a hard time destroying them and beagles are notorious chewers.
We have quite a few Lego pieces now with 'battle damage' =)
As a testament to the durability of Legos... even my beagle has a hard time destroying them and beagles are notorious chewers.
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by DarthBrik » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:05 pm
I've had a few Megacrap chewed up by my beagles before. YAYAYAYAAAA
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by Magic Soap » Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:06 am
That man should not have ownership of that dog...
Also, he is either:
*Obscure medieval chalice thief
*Communion wine addict
*Fishtarded Tinker Gypsy
Also, he is either:
*Obscure medieval chalice thief
*Communion wine addict
*Fishtarded Tinker Gypsy
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by Zahru II » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:15 am
Magic Soap wrote:Also, he is either:
*Obscure medieval chalice thief
*Communion wine addict
*Fishtarded Tinker Gypsy
SO THERE IS THE ONE WHO STOLE THE GRAIL! MOUNT FAIR KNIGHTS AND RETRIEVE IT AT ONCE!
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by Warhead » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:46 am
I've observed it's always the Germans that ware the spedoo's. There is at least one Hans Von'Speedo to be found at every pool side on Holiday abroad.
On a related note I took Mini-Warhead aside last holiday and pointed out how the Germans wear the tightest trunks or the smallest shorts and like to strut their stuff thinking it's the coolest thing. The hotel we were staying at was mostly filled with German Holiday makers at the time. He later shouted over to me while I was sunbathing, waved and then proceeded to march about the pool with his long shorts rolled up as high as they would go while shouting "Eins zwei! Eins zwei! Eins zwei!" It was all I could do to stop laughing... I mean, stop him goose stepping and give him a moc-serious lecture about diverse cultural respect. He got double dessert at dinner though.
On a related note I took Mini-Warhead aside last holiday and pointed out how the Germans wear the tightest trunks or the smallest shorts and like to strut their stuff thinking it's the coolest thing. The hotel we were staying at was mostly filled with German Holiday makers at the time. He later shouted over to me while I was sunbathing, waved and then proceeded to march about the pool with his long shorts rolled up as high as they would go while shouting "Eins zwei! Eins zwei! Eins zwei!" It was all I could do to stop laughing... I mean, stop him goose stepping and give him a moc-serious lecture about diverse cultural respect. He got double dessert at dinner though.
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by Magic Soap » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:47 am
Warhead wrote:I've observed it's always the Germans that ware the spedoo's. There is at least one Hans Von'Speedo to be found at every pool side on Holiday abroad.
Thus he is a Piltogg.
EDIT: Also, he's the kind who goes to Europe on holiday because their children go swimming topless
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by Ranger S2H » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:15 pm
who goes to Europe on holiday because
if hes german wouldnt he already be european?
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