When in bored, build Legos.
So I dumped out a huge box of Legos, and I saw all those brown hull pieces. I wanted to use them for something, so I took a rock raiders care plate and and put on the brown thing and started building. I built in in blue because I had a lot of blue bricks. At the end, it surprised me how awesome it was.
So I called it the Big Blue Behemoth.. Crawler.. thing.. of Doom! Or just BBB for short. I use it to crush people in underground tunnel wars. Here it is:
It's big. And blue. It kind of looks like an undergroundish something, doesn't it?
It has a big butt.
That opens. This is how the troops disembark.
It has one .70 gigawatt laser cannon on the top. You can probably also tell there is something under those doors.
Yup, you guessed it, twin .70 cal machineguns! (Yes I know they're a bit small for .70 cal machineguns but they are!)
I built the top to be sturdy, but easily removable. That red thing on the top is a counterweight. (all the weight of the car is in front of the wheels, and this weight piece helps balance it out. I still needed to put slidey circles under the front though)
The inside. Pretty normal, just a rack of 7.0 gigawatt blasters and a jetpack. And the cockpit. It can carry about 7 troops if they all cram in there.
I put cattle horns on the front for Bad@$$ness. If this thing ever joined the street gang they would be unstoppable.