Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.

piltogg wrote:i want gladiator sets
Dr. X wrote:CRAP. I thought GWAR was something awesome. Not a STUPID BAND. I hate bands.
Beavis and Butt-head wrote:Butt-head: f you wanna rule, you gotta be cool, like, all the time, like, even when you're taking a dump and stuff, like GWAR.
Beavis: Yes, yes, GWAAAARRRR!!! Yeah, alright!
Butt-head: Cool!
Beavis: Whoa, GWAR has horns now?
Butt-head: Yeah, they taught the sex slaves to play horns. It's like Balsac told 'em - "Throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't enough. You guys need to learn how to play something".
Butt-head: I heard that one time, this kid had a seizure at a GWAR concert, and that singer dude told everybody not to help him.
Beavis: Really? Uh oh, it's happening...[convulses as if he was having a seizure]
Butt-head: I'm not gonna help you. Oderus Urungus would want it that way.
Beavis: Thanks, Butt-head.
Beavis: Um...whoa, cool! Look at that giant worm thing!
Butt-head: It's like, it eats really hot chicks, and then it takes a dump.
Beavis: Now that's a damn good show right there. [mock-Hispanic accent] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they shall drown in their own blood!
Butt-head: [also imitating a Hispanic accent] The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.
Beavis: The mother of all wars has begun!
Rayhawk wrote:Dr. X wrote:CRAP. I thought GWAR was something awesome. Not a STUPID BAND. I hate bands.
Well let's go to the source on this one.Beavis and Butt-head wrote:Butt-head: f you wanna rule, you gotta be cool, like, all the time, like, even when you're taking a dump and stuff, like GWAR.
Beavis: Yes, yes, GWAAAARRRR!!! Yeah, alright!
Butt-head: Cool!
Beavis: Whoa, GWAR has horns now?
Butt-head: Yeah, they taught the sex slaves to play horns. It's like Balsac told 'em - "Throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't enough. You guys need to learn how to play something".
Butt-head: I heard that one time, this kid had a seizure at a GWAR concert, and that singer dude told everybody not to help him.
Beavis: Really? Uh oh, it's happening...[convulses as if he was having a seizure]
Butt-head: I'm not gonna help you. Oderus Urungus would want it that way.
Beavis: Thanks, Butt-head.
Beavis: Um...whoa, cool! Look at that giant worm thing!
Butt-head: It's like, it eats really hot chicks, and then it takes a dump.
Beavis: Now that's a damn good show right there. [mock-Hispanic accent] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they shall drown in their own blood!
Butt-head: [also imitating a Hispanic accent] The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.
Beavis: The mother of all wars has begun!
What could be more awesome? Speaking of the giant worm thing, GWAR got my girlfriend on stage and fed her to the World Maggot a couple of tours ago. It was awesome. When I went last time, they only killed Sexecutioner... again.
I seem to recall they also fed Jerry Springer to the world maggot. So it might not actually be that picky.
I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.
Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.

Rayhawk wrote:Lego ALMOST got the lord of the rings license. But Harry Potter came up at the same time, and Lego decided HP fit their target age group better. Damn you Harry Potter!!!!
I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.
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