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Post by Rody » Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:22 pm

alternatively sell some medusas as narcotic shrooms...
someone is bound to want to trip on acid.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:58 pm

>kill SCHLOCKMEISTER. loot goods from carcass.
>go on with orc killing journey.
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Post by ahp77 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:16 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:>kill SCHLOCKMEISTER. loot goods from carcass.
With a coin.

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Post by doodstormer » Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:55 pm

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Post by RunsWithLegos » Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:03 pm

tell him a tale.

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Post by Elmagnifico » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:11 am

>Sell him the info on Meadowcrown
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Post by Robot Monkey » Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:11 pm

so now he's selling it for $80?

>Brutishly assault SCHLOCKMEISTER with you own two fists and then decapitate him with meadowcrown the sword.
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Post by 501stCadians » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:02 pm

>Ask him if he has seen a band of urk-hai scouts pass by.
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Post by Lt. Krus » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:48 pm

Warn peddler of ork invasion, then inquire if he saw where the orks went if he already knew, then bargin for a map.

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Post by ikensall » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:29 pm

Ask schlockmiester how many orks there were and any other useful things.

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Post by Robot Monkey » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:18 pm

>kill SCHLOCKMEISTER.
>steal BACKPACK and use it as extra storage.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:53 pm

>Stick shroom fork through belt.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:>steal BACKPACK and use it as extra storage.
Did you even try to read what doomstormer subtlely and comedically explained? Can the teensiest bit of knowledge pierce your thick skull? Also the computer doesn't know what "and" means so you would get a blue screen and probly break it or something. Fuckin' noob.
well, doodstormer says the guy sticks crap in there, so you might as well fuckin' use it.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:14 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
Silverdream wrote: Did you even try to read what doomstormer subtlely and comedically explained? Can the teensiest bit of knowledge pierce your thick skull? Also the computer doesn't know what "and" means so you would get a blue screen and probly break it or something. Fuckin' noob.
well, doodstormer says the guy sticks crap in there, so you might as well fuckin' use it.
>Stick SHROOM FORK through BELT.

The inventory is the pocket dimension to another universe, buddy. Put stuff in there on, and you can carry more.
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