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Postby trebnos1 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:26 am

People call it outdated, but chivalry truly is manly. Any douchebag can get a girl pregnant, it takes a man to show her respect.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:14 am

Yeah, like what have you ever done that you think chivalrous?
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Postby Tzan » Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:30 pm

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Postby Rody » Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:27 pm

I held open the door for a girl once. without planning on doing her afterwards.
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Postby trebnos1 » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:06 pm

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I guess this is my fault for being stupid enough to start this thread in the first place.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:43 pm

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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:38 am

Chivalry is only manly if you're following Arthurian tradition, where you're allowed to snuggle people as long as you can answer riddles.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:04 am

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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:03 am

:D Oh, man, that was funny. I think I just browned my skants a little. :oops:
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Postby Natalya » Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:55 am

Actually, chivalry could best be thought of as a paternalistic attitude designed to infantilize women.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:14 pm

:shock: ...

This deserves field testing. I propose we all spend the day at the mall smashing women in the face with the entry doors and telling them all about their new found independence from our shoddy protective ways. Shin guards and protective armoured Nut cups must be worn at all times.
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Postby Massam » Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:46 pm

natalya..shush. Chivalry was designed to be a system of honor, but knights were tremendous assholes who like to kill people..so it didn't work too well.

And good luck with that, Warhead.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:18 pm

This topic comes at a very fitting moment since I just returned from the Astarte camp at Camelot. We define chivalry as upholding equality, defending the rights of the weak, and serving others before you can be served.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Apr 06, 2010 3:22 pm

I thought it was about not kicking your opponent in the nadgers when he isn't looking and shooting people in a knife fight, you know, stuff losers whine and moan about when they get their collective arses kicked.

@Massam: Test cancelled, my wife quite pointedly disagreed that being chivalrous made her infantilised and said if I didn't show some manners I'd be de-balled in an unfortunate accident involving hedge clippers. I guess you just can't win.
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Postby trebnos1 » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:12 pm

Good definition, Arkbrik. So by that reasoning, it would apply to more than just women, I guess.

@NatalyaAF: Actually, the original intent of chivalry could more accurately be described as deferential than paternal.

@Warhead: If you were ever castrated, this forum would be far less colorful. And wives make very poor test subjects for this sort of thing.
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