ZOMBIE (Zulu) DAWN - Turn 10

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ZOMBIE (Zulu) DAWN - Turn 10

Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:47 am

http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 33&start=0

Keeping in mind everyone's initiative I will work this turn out as best I can. I'm not sure if Eclipse is doing any Photoshop work at all, if not then no big deal, I have another idea that may prove more fun.

STUBBY

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After banhammering his first victim Stubby looks upon the battlefield and what he sees displeases him.

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With muttered dark profanities about dire consequences Stubby sets to work with a Janitorial Flourish, and a broom.

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His destination reached, he casts a critical eye across his work.

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Order...

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Restored? Wtf!..

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Seemingly the laws of Chaos and Order must even be obeyed by a Living Forum Demigod. The Fickle Gods of Ousome tinkering with their capricious powers seeping Chaos back into the Brikverse. This power takes the forms of...

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!

ARKBRIK CREATED AND SET LOOSE UPON THE LAND!

Arkbrik, your mission, should you choose to accept it is just to do what you like. Have fun.

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!

BoB UNLEASHED!!!


And so it came to pass when BoB would walk forth upon the land and cause great consternation and the gnashing of teeth at the potential carnage he could cause.

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...but Stubby wasn't quite finished yet. Menacing the ZDSM he delivered the lines of intimidation...

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?.." :twisted:

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"Um, err... no?" Was the reply.

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Another corner of the battlefield is restored and Blizen is freed from the rubble, very, very pissed off.
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Postby Paco » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:03 am

Yes! Finally! Can't wait for more carnage!
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:41 am

Yes. Begone BoB! Rudie shall devour you!
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:00 am

MEANWHILE...

Drip! Drip! Drip!

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What is dripping onto the Peach Scouts hat? Some sort of secretion? Yeah, but, well you know the next line...

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Scream Peach bitch! Aint nobody gonna' hear you.

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Jaws piston, teeth flash and blood flows.

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The Alien darts away looking for it's next victim.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:24 am

THE POST APOC SURVIVORS

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The Assassin Droid seeing Blitzen safe climbs the remains of the tower.

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Ah! Just the elevation he was looking for.

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The shot churns the ground around the UDSM's feet sending him flying and stunning him but nothing more.

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Blitzen takes out her well deserved anger.

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Unfortunately he still had his action and after some impressive rolls catches all the shots on his Beamsabre and Farce Shield (new name? *Shrug*)

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The Crying DSM fires another charge of superheated Plasma at his arch enemies the UDSM. It's a hit but on a 2D10 damage roll I manage to get two 1's. Bollocks! :?

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MaD mAx SaM shivs the Peach Pilot in the guts before he can set any sort of self destruct... not that I'm saying there is one you understand.

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He also shoots the Peach still standing unstunned within the Gunship, but the shotgun blast just ricochets off his armoured torso.

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Riddick picks himself up and looks around. Whu?.. What happened? And just how the fuck did I end up here?!.
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:41 am

w00t.

Thanks!

Now, let's get to work.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:43 am

:D Arkbrik: I need orders for this turn please.
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Postby Sloopofwar » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:45 am

Orders for whom?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:49 am

You've sent orders so not you. I was talking to Arkbrik.
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Postby Sloopofwar » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:14 pm

OK, just checking. I didn't want everyone to be waiting for me. One time I thought I had sent orders and I hadn't. :?
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Postby Paco » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:00 pm

Is the alien an NPC?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:04 pm

MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA!!!

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A raunchy cord breaks the staccato beat of automatic weapons fire as a glittering Laser ball materialises. The music drowns everything out and Santa's Hoe! Hoe! Hoe's appear.

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They trip the light fantastic!

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Pole dancing! Phwor!

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Even Manly Fuckin' Santa gives it a try.

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Woops! Party over! The Hoes wip out all sorts of hardware from their knickers.

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...and gun down another DSM.

@Elmagnifico: Ok, so the orders didn't quite go as specified but you got what I could give.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:02 pm

ARKBRIK!

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Arkbrik gets busy with the building, always an inventive soul.

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A short time later he is finished. Mini-Warhead made this one, we're calling it the Poncy Flyer, Arkbrik and my family all know why, you don't have to. Mini-Warhead thought you might like the added armour, he's seen what usually happens to pre-battle builds. Good Luck!

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The engines whine into life and the Flyer takes to the skies!..

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H'mm, who to shoot first? Confused, 'cause you never actually specified any targets, Arkbriks idles in response fire trying to decide who to kill.

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"GRR!!!"

What's up with Stubby? :shock:

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Ah... Someone call the Janitor! :roll: :wink:
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Postby mm233 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:34 pm

and I thought this thing was winding down!!

do you think we could have an overview?

I second that! :?

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Postby naussica » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:28 pm

This just keeps getting better.
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