Your most painful BrikWars death?

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Postby Magic Soap » Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:44 pm

No, because I tried the boring game, and no one liked it. So we decided the rules would be:
Set-up: Random half-built MOCs as a battlefield, along with single large pieces like ruins and trains
Everyone got 3 minifigs, except one team with a tribe of jaw jaws and fail-terrorists.

The only other rules were:
1- move
2- action, but NOT straightforward attack
3- what I says goes.
4- ???
5-
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Postby legacymedia92 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:01 pm

this

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Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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Postby DarthBrik » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:31 pm

all i can say is.

OW!!!!!
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Postby Lt. Krus » Fri May 07, 2010 6:48 pm

Manly Fucking Santa impaled with an OTC ripped the blade out of himself and jumped up towards a helicopter with Jebus piloting and Raptor Jesus gunning and shanked the OTC through the window and and killed Jebus and the Heli crashed down onto the Indiana Jones tanker from the one plane set and it blew killing 34 minifigs, but MFS survived by one. ONE. W-O-N. ONE.
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Postby commando5859 » Mon May 10, 2010 6:00 pm

Once my hero attempted to use a teleporter, but rolled a 1 and teleported halfway through a flaming ambulence, it took 4 rounds for him to die and he died by accidently dissemboweling himself while trying to pull himself out of the ambulance wall
there's no such thing as too much fire.
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Postby legacymedia92 » Wed May 26, 2010 5:50 pm

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That was not mine but painful

(attracted by the crystal skull and he was a champion)
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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Postby Maddox » Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:42 am

One of my troops was killed with palm tree! Enemy hero use his feat and use palm as weapon and killed my fonal troops...

And once i shooted with pistol, target unit took 18 damage (critical successes)
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:13 pm

Mine was one time when my hero used a Stupendous Feat to throw a bank on top of about 10 enemy troops. It killed all of them but one, who survived. But, the impact caused him to shoot out, into one of his vehicles. It killed the pilot. Two turns later, I took control of the vehicle with my last guy (to his 7 or so) and wasted his entire force with it. Owned.
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Postby Bragallot » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:07 pm

:necro:

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Some phalanx attempted to throw their buddies into the fray in my last fight... One critfailed, then I got a '6' on the fall damage.
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Postby Brikboyz » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:33 pm

Mine was when we sieged a castle and I had a terrordactil knight that flew in on my friend and launche flaming acidic diarria on his hero and his dragon killing them both. :D
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Postby IX_Legion » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:38 pm

Four from the same battle I had a while ago with a friend of mine...

6. I had to go through a gate, which the main gun of my AT-TE was working on destroying. Until then, I had my skeletons (basically cannon fodder) bunched up, ready to attack. We had decided beforehand that I got 1 strafing run with a TIE Interceptor, and he got one with an X-Wing. With Proton Torpedoes. Both of which fired into the middle of my skeletons, killing them all. I insisted on disassembling ALL of the skeletons. :twisted:

7. Darth Vader was walking towards the (now open) gate. My friend's snowspeeder flew up and shot at him--one cannon missed, the other hit, but Vader survived! He then passed through, where he was imediately shot and killed by a trooper with a carbine. (not really painful, but embarrassing)

8. My AT-TE tried to cross over top of the gate and got stuck. The Emperor picked it up with the force and set it down on the other side of the gate. It just happened to land on another snowspeeder. With its crew inside. Both got squashed.

9. My fried had Harry Potter (who was awesome!) and Luke Skywalker on his team. One picked up one of my own destroyed vehicles and dropped it on the Emperor. We couldn't decide if he was dead or not, so for good measure the other one dropped ANOTHER of my vehicles on him. He died. By this point, I was pretty much destroyed totally, and never even got close to his base.

In another battle with the same friend, he had the Ewok catapult from the new Endor set. Once he ran out of rocks, he started throwing Ewoks, some holding explosives. I know one (without explosives) survived the impact, and was promptly shredded by gunfire.
Also, in the same battle, we had a mexican (the one from the minifigures series) with moroccos. We determined that when he played his moroccos and sang, he was SO annoying that ANYONE within range HAD to shoot at him. About 5-8 commandos opened up on him in one turn with blaster carbines.
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:23 am

Please, just stop the necroposts!
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Postby mgb519 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:46 am

:necro:
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in 1938.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:54 am

mgb519 wrote::necro:

In this thread it certainly is fine because new awesome death stories may arise.
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Postby IX_Legion » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:28 pm

Mine wasn't a necro, it was still on the first page from the last necro
This should be in the Rulebook somewhere:

"Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"
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