Times up!
VA-DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The ORCA's self destruct goes off.
The ORCA's death throws are violent.
Damage is extensive to the nearby buildings.
mAd MaX sAm is luckily protected from the blast as the cockpit screen shields him from the blast and fire. Although he survives he's out the game and unconscious. He'll crawl off and hole up somewhere once the fires die down and the coast is clear.
Meanwhile...
All's quiet. Too quiet.
Before anyone can say anything about having bad feelings Almighty Benny appears and slices a Blood Daemon in half as Warhead clambers our of the Gateway.
REINFORCEMENTS: PLA - STORMTROOPERS PLATOON
Two repulserlift Skiffs fully laden with Stormtroopers and two light Recon Mini-Walkers enter play. Darff Gaydar Commanding.
REINFORCEMENTS: POST APOCALYPTIC SURVIVORS, ON TRIKES
Jess Rook, J+B's Dark Sith extraordinarily ordinary and some madman with a reaper Xbow.
Some madman with an Iron Golumn on back with it's ME (think of it as programming, fragged) It's carrying both their weapons, Railguns yay!
AS TO YOUR PM, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY BUT IT WON'T BE THE TOTAL SAME.
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.
The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS
KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM
KIA: 6 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)
KILLS: 19 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Bitches KIEMASTER
KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah (You now only have your Hero left)
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper
Daemons IVHORSMAN
KIA: 15 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
KILLS: 21 + 1 Champion, + 1 Immortal Elite
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core
The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)
KIA: 15 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed.
KILLS: 23
(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left).
The VOL: TUEFISH
KIA: 13 (Has a trooper, Flamer, 2x Einherjar and his Lieutenant and Hero left)
KILLS: 51 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion.
The Assyrians NATALYA
KIA: 17 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
KILLS: 53 + 2 Creepers, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero
The Peach Pirates TERMINATED -SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)
KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank.
The Immortal Family TERMINATED - MAGIC SOAP
KIA: 4
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.
Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)
KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike
The Deadly Spacemen Freddie
KIA: 5
Kills: 5
The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO
KIA: 6
Kills: 10 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac.
Peach Liberation Army RJ
KIA: 15 + 2 Hero
Kills: 5
ArkBrik HIMSELF
Kills: 0 + built a nifty spiff mobile.
Almighty Benny HIMSELF
Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon
STUBBY HIMSELF
Kills: 1 + did a spot of tidying up.
Warhead HIMSELF
Kills: A few.
Proto-Figs NPC
KIA: 0
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro.