ZOMBIE (Zulu) DAWN - Turn 11

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Postby Warhead » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:02 pm

Like I said, I'm getting better but it's really slow. But I'm going nuts indoors all day so maybe soon. K?
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:47 am

+++ THE DEADLY SPACEMEN + BoB +++


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Silva' focuses his powers on his magic staff. A deep thrumming noise begins to emanate from it growing louder, until...

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*SPOINK!*

Three Old style crappy looking Deadly Spaceman Robots appear. Just how deadly can something this goofy looking be?..

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The Robots quickly arm themselves...

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Without hesitation the first attacks Manly Fucking Santa, who easily blocks and counters the stroke.

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*KA-WOOOOOOOMP!*

but that wasn't the robots real attack... oh dear.

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Oh, so quite deadly then.

MFS is out and in need of medical attention (a medkit will do) by the end of next turn or he's gone, the Hoes are stunned and disrupted losing their action this turn. The Glitter Ball has toppled over too.

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Another Robot fires off a rocket, at Stubby!

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*VA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

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He comes to land 10" away in a pile of debris.

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But it wasn't a direct hit so didn't even disrupt him, but I wouldn't like to be the next person to cross him.

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*Beep!* *Beep!* *Beep!*

Aw, a cute little robot come to see if he can lend medical assistance and make it all better...

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*SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!*

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Ah yes, much better now. *Beep!*

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Arkbrik is next in the firing line and his Spiffmobile takes a pounding. I gave him every opportunity after the ship took a crit but he fluffed his pilot roll and spins out of control... Mayday! Mayday! We're going down..!

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Arky survives unscathed but his ships flying days are over, the guns work though.

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Unconcerned for his safety BoB strolls towards the traitor Blue Deadly Spaceman.

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The DSM opens fire but BoB easily makes the shot disappear through the hole on his rim on a stick.

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BoB whips out his sausage meat, it looks like the DSM's days are numbered!..

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OH! Oh, right!

More Ketchup Mr DSM?

The DSM re-joins his comrades after accepting his new best mate BoB's Hotdog inna'bun.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:14 am

It continues! YEY!
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:27 am

Silverdream wrote:Wow, I never new I could summon klassic kamikaze robots.


You generate much annoyance in real life, this is just a representation of the same thing. :)
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Postby fredde » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:29 am

me is happy nao
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:57 am

+++ THE VOL +++

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Against all survival protocols the Einherjar decide things have gotten desperate enough to drink the Maniac Beer themselves. This decision is not without it's problems...

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But problems are there to be over come. The helmet fills up with Manic Brew as it pores through the gaps in the face plate.

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They both wait expectantly...

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Before they spring into action. One back flips over the blazing remains of his Inferno colleague.

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The two Einherjar rush the Peach Liberation Storm Troopers with astounding feats of athletics at very high speed...

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Even the reaction fire shots prove too slow.

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The first attack slices in under the helmet of a Storm Trooper.

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The second catches another Storm Trooper ill prepared, through the back. The Einherjar collects the dropped OTC.

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A blaze of reaction fire rips into the VOL...

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Even the fortifying powers of Maniac Beer and an OTC in hand can't with stand the shots and one critical sees the Einherjar put down.

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The last Einherjar jumps the X-Wing and attacks!

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The Slaughter is predictable as a Storm Trooper and Driver are quickly dispatched...

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The Lord Daft Invader is not so easy to deal with though and the last of the Einherjar falls.

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Wither it was the weight of the OTC in his hand or after all the explosions caused by the DSM Leonidus can feel a slight give in his predicament. He leans over to the side for all he's worth...

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Success!.. Someone's gonna' get it!

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He scrambles to his feat and while the Blood Daemon is distracted he grabs the Computer Core and OTC's it's head off.

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Reaction Fire from a Daemonic Flame Staff almost sends Leonidus flying but it doesn't breach his armour, just...

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The VOL now possess the Computer Core!

TREMBLE AT THE MIGHT OF THE VOL!!!
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Postby Natalya » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:14 pm

Go Vol!! :o
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:07 pm

Ahaha! This should be fun.
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Postby Sloopofwar » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:51 am

DAMN IT WARHEAD! YOU GAVE ME YOUR STUPID COUGH! :?
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Postby Lt. Krus » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:23 pm

Yay, but what are the VOL going t do now? They only have one left...
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:30 pm

Not so, there are two others (a trooper and an NCO) that where stunned in an explosion. Still.
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Postby Magic Soap » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:55 pm

Warhead wrote:magic staff


You really think I'm gone from this battle? hahahahahahahahaha!
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Postby DarthBrik » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:02 pm

Warhead i can't find a recent overview can i see one? Or can you at least point me in the right direction? Thanks.
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:17 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:Yay, but what are the VOL going t do now? They only have one left...


They'll die, of course. Torn limb from limb.h
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:13 pm

DarthBrik wrote:Warhead I can't find a recent overview can I see one? Or can you at least point me in the right direction? Thanks.


Each turn comes with a link to the Top Thread. You'll find each turn listed on the front page. Look at the last entries on the last turn. Should be there.
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