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What is a man?

Postby GrafZeppelin » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:11 am

WHAT IS the definition of this manliness?

Is it the beard?
Is it the moustache?
Is it the sideburns?

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU ALL HAVE THAT I LACK

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Postby Tuefish » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:18 am

Only our indifference to what anyone else thinks.
Seriously, quit complaining that you aren't manly enough, and become manly.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:40 am

Yah though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evuul 'cause I'm the baddest sickest motherfuckenist lowborn son of a bitch that ever walked. And this ain't no valley of death, nu-uh, this is my motherfuckin' valley of death and I'm walking all over it bitch. In fact I just took a dump on your bit over there. That's right clown, I own this fuckin' place and I'm coming to beat the livid shit out of your piss stained corps just because you bug me.

But yeah, grow a beard, that'll work. :roll:
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:21 am

play Rugby. Listen to Metal. Beat up shit if it just happens to piss you off. that sort of thing. Real men don't cry, they laugh at others who do.
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:34 pm

A miserable little pile of secrets.

/first who finds the reference gets a cookie/
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:28 pm

Argh! It's French!.. but you'll be talking about the Dracula Castlevillian-thingy I guess... or Max Payne maybe.

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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:36 pm

@Warhead:
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:14 pm

Ew, tiny little dudes have crapped all over it! :shock:

*shrugs*

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Postby Elmagnifico » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:47 pm

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Postby stubby » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:12 pm

So far that's the best answer for manliness... or it used to be. Did you know that cookie monster only eats vegetables now? Cookies are just a "sometimes food" for him since Jim Henson died. Muppets, you are dead to me.
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Postby Rody » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:31 pm

I don't remember cookie monster only eating vegetables
I don't want cookie monster to only eat vegetables
Therefore cookie monster doesn't eat vegetables



It's the perfect way of dealing with things.
I don't remember *thing that happened (apparently)*
I don't want *thing that happened (apparently)* to happen
Therefore, it didn't happen.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:43 am

@stubby:
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Now a part of my childhood died.

Feels bad, man.
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:59 pm

Being a man means literally not giving a single fuck about anything.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:48 pm

What makes a man a man, Is a man a man, Am I a man, yes, technically I am.
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Postby Ranger S2H » Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:10 am

hmmm, I don't believe a man doesn't give a fuck about everything, but only gives a fuck for things really worth giving a fuck for.

like I don't give a fuck about such trivial things as the environment and worldpeace, but I do give a fuck about violence and steaks.
- I refuse to be stopped by something as irrelevant as logic, the laws of physics, or common sense -

if 20 chickens can fit in a brick, how many pingpongballs does a crocodile have to eat so it can swim faster than a washing machine?
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