ZOMBIE (Zulu) DAWN - Turn 11

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Postby Bragallot » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:42 pm

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Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:55 pm

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Postby Paco » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:24 pm

RJ wrote:Aw crap...

Don't you just hate Nukes?

They ruin all the best battles.
It'd be funny if Preadator's nuke turned out to be a MK1 bomb. :P
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:53 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:Can anyone say Nuke-thoolo?


I actually have a much, MUCH better plan than this. STAY TUNED, MORTALS!
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:15 pm

+ + + + + + + THE DAEMONS + + + + + + +

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The OLD ONE sticks to the plan, and reaches down for something to throw.

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Aah! Perfect, something explosive.

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He winds his arm back for a teriffic pitch!

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It's a Speed Ball!!!

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But is his aim as good as his throw? I gotta' tell you the Old One has been having a terrific season so far, despite that mid game injury I think we can expect to see go...

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...and I don't beleive it, it's right on target!

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*KRASH!!!*

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*WHAM!*

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*KA-BOOOOOOOOM!!!*

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Ooo, well he hit the batsman but I don't think he'll be walking to first base. Do you?

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Meanwhile a Daemon blasts one of the Assyrian Droids. It'll still get it's "I'll be back" roll at the end of the turn.

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The two remaining Blood Daemons engulf Leonidus in Daemonic Flame, but the VOL Command Armour is just to tough for their attacks.

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Both Blood Daemons leap in for a close assault. (Artistic Licence).

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The first Daemon is cut in half by the OTC for his troubles.

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While the other receives a shattered head by hammer.

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Unfortunatly Leonidus receives a Daemonic Spear in the guts.

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Two more Daemons close in, one pole vaults to the top of the wall.

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A Daemonic blast strikes Leonidus as he gets entangled in the spear jutting out of his body. The pole vaulting Daemon takes advantage and levers him off the wall.

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Victorious the Daemon captures the prize!

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Critically wounded Leonidus uses the last of his strength and draws his lasers...

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*PEW-PEW-PEW!*

The Daemon is hit several times killing him dead.

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But Leonidus can't manage to finish the job and the other Daemon quickly closes in...

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...and finishes him off.

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Computer Core secure... for now.
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Postby naussica » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:30 pm

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LEONIDUS IS DEAD! Or is he? :shock:
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:48 pm

+ + + + + + + ASSYRIAN STAR EMPIRE + + + + + + +

GROUND FORCES...

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The Star Commando Lieutenant moves!

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She holsters her Plasma Weapon and picks up the discarded Super Jew Bazooka!

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*WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!*

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*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

The hits a good one!

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The OLD ONE roars with anger and pain! There goes a wing, damn it!

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That's down to three wounds now...

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The Last Assyrian Rifleman is still wasted on Maniac Beer, and wont give it up. He sings loud Assyrian Navy songs as he staggers around ineffectually, swigging from the barrel every so often.

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His insane Cyborg Creation however will not be commanded. I rolled for this and the sight of so many Peaches within reach is TOO much for him.

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CHARGE!

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A Peach Stormtrooper is explosively gutted.

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With a mighty leap the Assyrian Cyborg attacks the Skiff. The Pilot tries to fire the main gun but to no avail. The Minor Hero Red Dude (Emperors Guard) backs off and levels his power staff.

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Throughout the screams and the sounds of ripping flesh the bestial growls and baying howls of the Cyborg can be heard as he goes insane with Peach Hate!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

He hasn't even noticed that he's been pierced through, all that matters is Peach Death!

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Mjr Natalya using her Spider Gymnastix makes a terrific backwards jump up to the buildings roof while firing her twin auto-guns.

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Shots smash the UDSM Commanders Sonic Hand Canon and a control lever for the Death Spider Recliner.

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But it's nothing serious.

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She then composes herself for the coming ordeal.

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A Star Commando stands guard.

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The Walker strides into battle.

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The Heavy Gatling Canon shreeks a hail of death...

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Straight at the OLD ONE, unable to miss such a huge target shot after shot of 2D10 damage rips into him but the damage is minimum and doesn't reduce his wounds only his Armour Value.

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The remaining Star Commando's,, one with the Heavy Plasma Destructor head off away from the OLD ONE...

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The Trooper finds a good spot for response fire that offers some protection while the other lines up his shot. Normally the Destructor can only regenerate 3D6 damage each turn but not if the Plasma Generator is made to Over Load!

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The Star Commando knows his duty and how best to serve his orders. The shot rockets across the Space Port towards the Peaches.

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Unfortunately seconds later the Plasma Core explodes killing the Star Commando and his weapon. (The Other Star Commando is fine though).

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The super hot gas flashes through the air leaving a burning after image of it's path...

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*INCOMING!*

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Hot as a sun the ball melts through the Star Ship Fuel Bowser in mere moments and ignites!

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*VA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*

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Searing hot flaming death!

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A tsunami of lit fuel washes across the compound!

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Peach Stormtroopers burn in seconds!

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And the blast wave throws debris and mini-figs everywhere.

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Flames spew from the severed fuel lines and over the reinforced landing pad.

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The Destruction is almost total. Dead lie strewn all over the devastation. Who's goinna' clean up this shit? ME! That's who... fuckit! :?

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Even the X-Wing was thrown on it's side like a Childs toy... oh, wait. *cough* even the mighty Daft Gaydar is crushed by the shock wave his Dark Snide in the Farce no match for physics of this magnitude.

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A deafening silence after the din of the titanic explosion descends on the battlefield for a moment.

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Long enough for the new Peach reinforcements to take stock of the situation and leg it sharpish!

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Mjr Natalya attempts to concentrate on the Maytricks... if only that fucking Greater Daemon would stop roaring all the time!

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She reaches out and connects to the Computer mind of the Fat-Man Torpedo's targeting systems as it plunges through the planets atmosphere. Left a bit!.. NO! Right a bit!..

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *ULP!* !!! o_0 !!!

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Critical Success! Right down the OLD ONES throat!

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OH, SHIT!!!

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KRAK-KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Having contained much of the explosive power within his Daemonic Hide the sheer scale of energy seeks some form of release.

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*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*

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The Quarterback IS toast! So endeth the OLD ONE who is cast from his mortal Shell and banished back to the Hell Worlds were he must fester and lick his wounds until summoned once more.

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An Assyrian Assassin Droid, deprived of a good target and not wanting to waste the rocket takes his Power Blade to a Daemons neck instead.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:25 pm

So how many wounds did he lose? But now that they used the nuke to down the Old One, it looks like its up to US to finish off the rest of the Undead/Peach forces.

"Sigh" Okay, I'll go get the OTC Railgun...
jifel wrote:"Any fool can make something bigger and more dangerous, but it takes an intelligent man to do the opposite."

As if we care. More explosives!
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:36 pm

+ + + + + THE UNDEAD DEADLY SPACEMEN + + + + +

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A UDSM fires on Blitzen as the other makes a heroic effort to get up after he bailed and legs it past her.

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He stops when he spots what he's seeking...

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Hehehe... Sssh!

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*BLAM-O!!!*

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The Crying Deadly Spaceman all his wounds, chances and luck used up succumbs to his injuries.

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Two more of the Azure Guard run out of cover and start shooting...

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The drunken Assyrian is executed.

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As are the last of the VOL, one...

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...by one. THE VOL HAVE LEFT THE GAME!

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The UDSM executioner takes cover.

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The other UDSM takes a pot shot at Mjr Natalya.

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She takes a hit but it also strikes the controls of her air tanks making her enviro suit useless. With a thought the quick release function ditches the bulky tanks and cracked helmet.

[Interestingly my camera only wanted to focus on Almighty Benny smoking his herbal pot pipe].

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:shock: OooOOoh, Yeah, yeah yeah... it's like a shampoo advert... (-1 Armour). :)

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Suddenly, The UDSM Azure Guard Commander sends his Death Spider Recliner leaping onto the roof. Without a moments hesitation the young Star Commando jumps in harms way. (Red Shirt).

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It's the last thing he'll ever do as the UDSM Commander pins him with his recliner.

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And then cuts his head off. Darn! It was supposed to be Natalya! :evil: Never mind, plenty more where that came from!

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Mjr Natalya takes a hit waking her out her Maytricks Trance but costing her a wound.

[Damn! There's that Almighty Benny again! Stop fuckin' up the shot you!]

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Sensing victory the UDSM Commander attacks!

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But his blade is blocked, just.

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The UDSM that shot Mjr Natalya jumps across to the Daemon Alter, going after the Computer Core.
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Postby Paco » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:08 pm

:o .... :omnom: :guinness: Good show!
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Postby GrafZeppelin » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:09 pm

It's far from over.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:45 pm

* + * + * + * + * + STUBBY + * + * + * + * + *

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Muttering his Janitorial curses under his breath Stubby spots something...

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"...probably some sort of kiddies alco-pop tasting crap."

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"We'll, may as well give it a go."

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"Yuck! I can feel my IQ melting already... Filthy stuff."

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"Ah, well. Back to business I suppose!"

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"Work! Work! Work, that's all I ever do... Sorry mate, should've kept your balance then shouldn't you. If I'm not endlessly whiling my time away doodling and having fun then I'm having to clean up for this lot, I dunno... who'd be me."

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"Ai-Yup!.. nice bit of work out there climbing up the gate... that'll be my work out for my buns of steel done for the day."

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"This will fix 'em."

Stubby casts his Broom of Doom into the centre of the Cthulhu Alter... something odd happens. It doesn't fall, just hovers spinning faster and faster in the centre.

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Soon a weird glowing vortex shot through with discharges of energy
rises from the abyss... the air begins to be sucked down with ever increasing pressure.

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"Aaah, job done for the day, and now my reward. My new lunch box!"

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"I wonder what Hell-O Kittah Keeps in here anyway?"

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"Aw hell yeah! You dirty little pussy... lets see, I'll just open it at the centrefold."

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*BOING!* ... *BOING!*

!!! :shock: ??? :D "Omnomnomnomnom!"

*High Fives!*
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Postby stubby » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:14 pm

sweet

If I didn't know better I'd say booty bothered had just entered the game.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:19 pm

:shock: So, booty bothered features in Zero-G Jugs?!. As a point of interest, she knitted her entire outfit as seen here, with two strands of wool.

I just noticed I got blue paint on the mini-figs hat 'cause I was too impatient to let the book dry, lol. :roll:
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Postby samuelzz10 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:40 pm

just as ledionous levels up, the vol is gone...
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