The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010

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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:58 pm

Turn 8 Assyrian Militia:

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The Yellows all open up on the escaping truck.


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The Damage Roll -- 27


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The Defense Roll -- 30!!

Miraculously, two of 10's gave it re-rolls and so the truck isn't even scratched.


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But that didn't stop 5 more Peaches from being slaughtered at McDonald's. This is the McDonald's Massacre.


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The Horror!!


The Vol

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They return fire but only one Peach dies. :( They had crap rolls in this game. However, the one Vol took command of the Jeep where the driver had been killed earlier.



Peach Resistance

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More Vol get killed in the return fire. Not much else happened except the trucks kept driving away.


End Turn Eight.

Peaches Executed: 14
Peaches Rescued: 00
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:07 pm

Turn 9 Assyrian Militia:

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20 Peaches now lay dead inside the McDonalds while their bloody heads rot outside.


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The rest of the militia moves up to either capture more Peaches or to help the Vol.



The Vol

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I think we all know where this is going...


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At the same time we get some more crappy shooting from the Vol on the ground...


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But that doesn't stop the big crush. One Peach jumped from the Jeep to avoid being splattered.



Peach Resistance

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The Peaches retaliate, but they can't manage to kill the Vol NCO. however some other Vol are taken down to the right.


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Meanwhile the trucks make their escape.



End Turn nine.

Executed Peaches: 20
Rescued Peaches: 00
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:12 pm

Turn 10 Assyrian Militia:

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They consolidate and move up.



The Vol

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The NCO lops off the head of the Peach Gunner who bailed from the Jeep last turn. But that's all that happens.


Peach Resistance

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The Trucks keep going...


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The NCO is gunned down, but the other NCO with the heavy flamethrower is still alive. The Vol really got screwed over this game.


End Turn Ten.

Peaches Executed: 20
Peaches Rescued: 00
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:43 pm

Turn 11 Assyrian Militia:

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Another turn with no action except movement. D:


The Vol

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The Flamer starts to make up for some of the Vol's crappy rolls. He's going to make them understand why the Vol are feared on a thousand worlds.



Peach Resistance

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Their return fire is unsuccessful. For once the Vol's heavy armour holds against the machine guns.


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The trucks have almost escaped the battle.



End Turn eleven.

Executed Peaches: 20
Rescued Peaches: 00
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:59 pm

C'mon the VOL! :twisted: KILL! KILL! KILL!
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:00 pm

Turn 12 Assyrian Militia:

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The Militia finally sees some action. They combine their fire against one of the Jeeps...


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Which goes up in flames. The occupants are unharmed but this vehicle only has 1 structure point left.



The Vol

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Another Peach gets torched...



Peach Resistance

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Their trucks finally make it to the edge of the road. 8 Peaches have been rescued.


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The last two Vol are killed.

The Vol have been Eliminated



End Turn Twelve.

Peaches Executed: 20
Peaches Rescued: 08
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:07 pm

I meant them, kill them... *sigh* :?
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:08 pm

Turn 13 Assyrian Militia:

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Not sure what's going on here...


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But they destroy the burning jeep. Only two Peaches are left alive.


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Also, more prisoners begin the death march...


Peach Resistance

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The last two Peaches hop in the other Jeep and shoot at the Militia's hero, but she is too small a target for their heavy guns and they miss.


-- End Turn 13 --


Turn 14 Assyrian Milita:

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At this point she performs a heroic feat -- she shoots out the engine which explodes and kills the two people in the Jeep. All Peaches are dead.

The Peach Resistance has been Eliminated

From here we can assume that the genocide was completed, leaving the totals at:

Peaches Executed: 32
Peaches Rescued: 08


The Game has Ended.

Expect Round 2 soon...
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:13 pm

*Applause*

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Postby Jbgarrison » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:26 pm

Epic, edge of your seat action!
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:41 pm

Now I have to process and upload all the photos for Round 2. Round 2 is the cool round.
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Postby Hoboman » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:56 pm

Well done. Round One was great. :D

Some wonderful shots in this report.

I am looking forward to the next round.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:19 pm

BRAVO! Great start to the slaughter. 32 - 8, nice... :twisted:
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:31 pm

I have saved this for posterity by putting it in the wiki. Y'all should post other notable battles of this year in the History & Chronology section under G.R. 2010 -- or at least make small edits asking for someone else to come along and add to it.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:37 pm

That's been the plan. I'll be sure to do so when ZZD is no more.
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